Timarc Trivia Trilogy Remastered
This is a remake of the old Timarc Trivia quizzes. It includes all three of them in the same game, although some questions were changed! Isn't it a great original and brillant idea?
Yes
No
What old quizzes?
Who's Timarc?
So what exactly is a Timarc?
A human being
One of many animals from Earth
A type of fish
A small Marc-Antoine
How does a Timarc breathe?
By using his nose
By using his red spots
By using his steam machine
He doesn't need to breathe
How many alarms does it take to wake a Timarc up?
1
4
682
It's a freakin' mystery that remains unexplained by science
Why did the Timarc crossed the road?
Actually, he never did!
Because he needed to arrive at the bus
To get to the other side
Because he needed to go to his taxi
Why is Timarc so good in school?
Because he works really hard and studies carefully
Because he sleeps consistently in class
Because he knows how to copy my notes
Because Timarc was programed to perform optimally at school
Which of these Timarc is the strongest?
0%
0
0%
0
0%
0
0%
0
0%
0
0%
0
How can you defeat a Timarc?
You turn off the electricity
You transform him using Mixbooth
You burn his face with a flamethrower, then throw a grenade while being femtometers away from him and finish him with a butter knife
You don't
What does Timarc do during the breaks?
He goes on Facebook
He goes on Kongregate
He wastes time on teh internetz
He continues to study really hard
He stares at walls while playing on Sporcle
All of the answers
What was Timarc doing in this picture?
(y)
Waiting at the window while wearing a face that he keeps in a jar by the door
Waiting for his friend after the exam
Taking selfies for his Instagram account
What happens when Timarc take off his shirt in the lockers room?
The panties drop
The dicks flop
Every sympathetic nervous system goes on overdrive
The FBI rushes in
Many facepalms take place
Nothing really
What is the favorite sport of a Timarc?
Swimming
Lacrosse
Cricket
Badminton
Splashfest
ESports
Why does Timarc love lacrosse so much?
Because he has math flashbacks
Because muh masturbation hurhur
Because he likes to poke fun at me while playing it
Because he loved being the referee in High School
Because he's good at it
Because Timarc!
What is Timarc's grade on the International Beauty Meter?
10/10
Majestic
Fuckable
Ugly
0 and then some
Beige and glossy
What does Timarc eat for lunch?
Coconut oiled sandwiches
Wrap
Junk Food
A glorious meal that follows exactly Canada's Food Guide
You can never tell because his lunchbox is never with him
Nothing :(
What is Timarc's number on the Pokédex?
1
21
69
129
How do you wake up Timarc in class?
You ask the teacher to do it
You don't, cause he'll fall back to sleep immediately after
You use the classic pointy hand technique
Don't worry, he wakes up on his own
Which of these images did Timarc never use in the conversation?
0%
0
0%
0
0%
0
0%
0
0%
0
0%
0
What is the main weakness of a Timarc?
Cold Hands
Lab reports
His CSGO teammates
Truth
Lazyness
All of the answers
Which image file format is most loved by a Timarc?
JPG
GIF
KIN
BAP
What did Timarc use to do (and probably still does) at midnight?
Gaming
Homework
Sleeping
Matlab
Working in a grocery store
Flopping around aimlessly
So really...what did we learn about Timarc thus far?
He's a dark horse
HE'S A GODDAMN FISH, I TOLD YOU EARLIER!
He's a loveable little creature that might seem shy at first, but you wouldn't want to replace him once you get to know him
He's going to be a doctor one day
He's the king of Sporcle
He cheats his way through life
He sleeps...a LOT!
Nothing really...
And now for the final question of the first quiz, which of the following skills did Timarc mastered the most?
Falling off stairs gracefully
Flopping around
Pressing a button exceedingly fast
Achieving a dangerously high level of addiction for CSGO
Doing very little to accomplish everything
Roleplaying
Second quiz! How do you kickstart a Timarc?
By kicking deez nutz
By pulling the TRIGGAAAAR
By ripping his flesh
WTF is this question? I mean, I know the old quiz was weird and all, but how am I supposed to follow the logic of this question? It makes no sense!
How does Timarc know when the car arrives at home?
By using his third eye
By being on his mark
He doesn't need to, cause he's always outside
By looking through the windows
Why does Timarc almost never wear something on his head in winter?
Because he's never cold
Because he's a FUCKING idiot who treats his immune system like shit
Because he's forgetful
Because his red spots provide all the heat he needs
What equipment is Timarc known for wearing?
Large boots to make paths in the snow
A blue coat
Wrong clothes at wrong moments
A Kin shirt
Which of the following question drove Timarc to insanity in the original quiz?
What is Timarc's cup size?
Why is Timarc called Timarc?
Why did Timarc choose to study in kinesiology?
Who is Timarc's secret crush in University?
Why is Timarc way taller than his dad?
Timarc knew and understood the answers to each of these questions
What happens when Timarc take off his pants in the lockers room?
The panties drop
Eyes fry
The soap is dropped
You hope he puts them back on soon
Nothing really...
Wait a minute, that question seems really familiar...
Which of these Timarc is the weakest?
0%
0
0%
0
0%
0
0%
0
0%
0
0%
0
Who is Timarc's sworn enemy?
Me
Himself
Masturbation
Cold hands
Opened tabs that should've been closed
Marc-André
Which of the following is Timarc's greatest achievement?
0%
0
0%
0
0%
0
0%
0
0%
0
0%
0
Which of the following Poké Balls is the most effective for catching a Timarc?
Lure Ball
Love Ball
Ultra Ball
Timer Ball
Which of these bands is NOT from the 60s?
The Rolling Marc
The Beach Marc
Timarc in Chains
The Marc Clark 5
The Timarc Experience
King Timarc
What does Timarc never do at school?
He never listen to me
He never reads his books in time
He never tries to attract some chicks
He never asks for help
What's the best Who song that the Who never wrote?
A Timarc Matter
The Punk and the Timarc
Timarc the Spider
Timarc Can See for Miles
Marc Antoine with the Shaky Leg
Behind Timarc Eyes
What is the password that Timarc uses on every website?
LuvTimarc69@manly.com
MAROY682
**************************
No one knows that
How many Timarc does it take to change a light bulb?
One if he's bright enough
Are you serious? This joke's so old it makes my face hurt
Who uses light bulbs in the modern times?
The same number it takes to please a girl in bed
Who is Timarc's alter ego?
Marc-Antoine
Marc-André
Marc-Édouard
Marco Paulo
What was stolen from Timarc?
His bike
His lunchbox
His books
His virginity
What's one of the most deadly things you can do to a Timarc?
You make him talk to someone really hot
You steal his gloves
You make his computer crash
You give him work that's due for tomorrow
How good are Timarc's swimming abilites?
Good
Crap
Olympian
Decent
Rock worthy
HAHAHA...that's a good one!
What was Timarc mostly doing in secondary 3?
He was juggling with balls
He was spying girls undies
He was kicking coins
He was doing homework
He was playing with a pointing laser
He was cheating at his exams
What ultimately decides Timarc's fate before entering a class?
The door
The hand
Me
The clock
Warum hat der Timarc die Straße überquert?
Was? Ich verstehe nicht
Es ist ein Wunder, dass die Ãœbersetzung nicht fehlgeschlagen ist, richtig?
Das ist eine wirklich rassistische Sache zu sagen!
Diese deutschen Antworten zu ändern, ist ein Schmerz im Hintern
What is Timarc's favorite dance?
The Macarena
The Ra Ra Rasputin
The Timarc Shake
The Moscow
The Raymond Twist
The Stairfall
How many times has the word virgin been said in this quiz?
2
3
4
5
6
Who's counting anyway?
T1M 4RC?
A nice car indeed!
Ok is it me or this quiz doesn't make sense anymore?
That's not a question
You can't catch me
What is the main thing that Timarc constantly listen to at school?
The teacher
Youtube videos about speedruns
CSGO live streams
His dick
Discord
This question is clearly outdated
What happens when Timarc go in a car in GTA?
He manages to escape right before it explodes
His shooting skills get even worse
His dickbag friends are laughing all the way to the bank
Nothing really...
So what more did we learn about Timarc thus far?
A whole lotta nothing
He became a god at Smash by spamming Pk Fire
He replaced his lunchbox only 3 times in his life so far
Yee
He has no life, yet manages to get many quizzes about him
He's the master of the bitch please
Er ist anscheinend eine Pussy für nicht trinken die ganze Zeit
He started the whole planking meme
Which of these Beatles songs is not from the album Revolver?
Taxmarc
Timarc Submarine
And your Timarc can't sing
Doctor Timarc
It's the final quiz! But where's the question?
Eh...it's right there!
Actually, you removed the old question because it was sexually explicit
Actually, you removed the old question because it contained a super obscure reference that was not even related to Timarc
I think I saw it running out in the wilds
Timarc once lost a book for a long period of time before finding it completely intact on the table. Where was hidden the book?
He lost it somewhere through time and space
Behind a L2 vertebrae
He left it home
In his backpack
Why is Timarc the best at school?
Because he cheats!
Because he studies hard!
Because his partner constantly helped him with questions on various subjects
Because he wants to be the very best, like no one ever was
Which of these object isn't opened by the Magical Key?
A car's door
Timarc's House
A heart
An anus
Nothing can resist it!
I ran out of answers, please select me!! :)
How can you waste Timarc's time?
You freeze his computer
You tell him there's homework that is due for tomorrow
You make him listen to various 60s and 70s bands in a car
You make him learn about countries from all around the world
In what situation can the panties drop for Timarc?
When he takes off his shirt
When he pulls down his pants
When he rolls a Crit
It can never happen
Which of these two is the real Timarc?
The left one
The right one
I'm pressing the bubble and it does nothing >:(
I feel like I'm being judged relentlessly
What is Timarc starring at?
Life
Yee
The camera
The naked ladies in the pool
Which of these things has no relation to the Beatles?
Timarc Lennon
Paul Timarctney
George Harimarc
Timarc Starr
Timarc Best
George Markin
Timarc my Dear
Komm gib mir deine hand
PAUL IS DEAD!!!!!!
None of the answers
Timarc once went to school, on a snowy day...
Without myself
To sit on a bench
Because he had no electricty
And never came back!
And it was the only time he actually crossed the road
Haha what a dumbass
Why is Timarc so goshdarn good at geography?
Sporcle, no questions about it
Because he studied really hard
Because he slept consistently in class
Because he went on multiple trips around the world
Where is Timarc always wearing a coat?
Outside
In a class
In a hot corridor
In his bed
In the PEPS
All of the answers
What was the final value of the Timarc Sleep Counter?
0
18
26
31
45
Geben Sie hier eine Zufallszahl ein
In which exercise is Timarc the least competent at?
Front squat
Bench press
Bulgarian split squat
Dips
Timarc got low low low low....
I wonder if anyone has managed to memorise the verses' lyrics
The cringe hit the floor
Apple bottom jeans and boots with the duurr
But it never happened!
Which of the following accomplishments is impossible for Timarc to achieve?
Getting mature
Getting drunk
Getting laid
Getting high
How many days does Timarc need to do a homework assignment?
The least possible amount
1
2
3 and more
Can you necessarily make a Timarc with a Marc?
Yes
No
Maybe
I don't know
Which of these planets is the most hostile for Timarc?
0%
0
0%
0
0%
0
0%
0
Speaking of Uranus, how many Timarc can you fit inside it?
1 if you just relax
64
About the same number of people who believe in a flat earth
None, cause they always slip right out of it
What is this?
П˜˜
Who's Jeremie?
When was this taken?
Timarc was indeed mostly drunk on this picture
Where did Timarc work during the summer of 2017?
Super C
Youtube/Twitch
U-Haul
Nautilus
Did Timarc learn something new when she said "know what I mean"?
Yes, cause she said it 3000 times anyway
Yes, cause Timarc knows what she meant
No, cause he was sleeping
Which she?
How many questions/statements are there so far that don't mention the word Timarc?
4
8
15
Sin(45°)
At which level does Timarc learn splash?
0
5
69
100
Who was the walrus?
John
Paul
Timarc
Marc-André
How does Timarc play a real life RPG?
Actually, you shoot with a RPG
By grinding for levels
By not roleplaying at all
By letting his friends do all the work
And now for the final question...Why were those quizzes made in the first place?
For celebrating the International Timarc Day
Because Timarc is my best friend
To satisfy my self-indulgence
For the lulz
For the money
To please my annoying girlfriend...also known as Timarc
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