Ello My Asschaps
Let's get up front and close with eachother real quick, have I ever masturbated?
Hell yeah
Wtf these hands are only meant for prayin to the good lord
Who said I only used my hands tho ;)))
I actually want my first time to be with someone I truely love
What has every red head I've ever known, had in common?
All Aquariuses
All Into rap
When was the last time I got a cavity filled?
A year or two ago, can't remember exactly
A month ago I think
Yesterday, I had to get two filled
I'm getting another filled this Friday plz pray for my poor mouth
Hey let's talk dental, how many cavities have I had?
2, I don't eat a lot of sweets
I can't even remember, I've had so many, jfc, smh
Hey what movie did I just get in the mail today?
Your sex tape bb ;))
Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging
Boobie Movie
This quiz thing is great 11/10
Okay lets do a TØP question about me, what am I?
Out of the band
Right now?
V much a Josh Dun Hun
Sadly Abbie
JK BITCH COURSE I KNOW
I hopin they choke on smoke, cause I'm smokin them out the basement
Hello, I'm Tyler I'm in Twenty Øne Piløts...
WE'RE TWENTY ØNE PILØTS AND SO ARE YOU
Josh Dun
Okay now lets get even closer, did I (succ)eed at fucking myself?
No, I'm saving that moment for my first time
Oh hell yeah, I think I moan sometimes as well
Lmao Succ
Why the frick frack would I ever let this information be known
Okay, okay. Now let's learn some things about Dabbie. When was my first kiss?
3rd grade
My mom, in a way
This guy Shane that liked me in 1st grade
That man who said there was candy in his van, when I was 7
FAST WHAT TIME IS IT!!1!1
Hammer Time
Time Out
Chicken Time
Time for me to actually get my life together what am I doing anymore plz help hahahahahawat
Alrighty artichokie, who exactly was it that I kissed?
A.J. With the curly black hair
That girl with them apple bottom jeans (jeans) boots with the fur (fur)
A gal named Monique
This girl named Sandra that I kinda had a thing with
What's my favourite colour scheme?
Red, Black, Yellow
Red, Black, White
Period Blood, Nigger haning from a tree, and the superior race
Black n Yellow Black n Yellow Blakcnsja
What song am I currently listening to, pal?
That's What Makes You Somewhat Attractive -One Direction
Bloodstream -Ed Sheerio
Sex By The Ocean -DNCE
The screams of my haunting regretties
Finish that lyric: "There's an infestation in my minds imagination..." ?
I'm hoping tay joe ks yawn smoke cause Im snorkling they trout bae's cement
Only Tyler will truly ever know, wow that man is a legend
I actually don't know the lyrics but yeah it sounds cool and rappy
Yes
JK BITCH OF COURSE I KNOW
I'm hopin they choke on smoke cause I'm smokin them ouy the basement
Hi, I'm Tyler, I'm from Twenty Øne Piløts
WE'RE TWENTY ØNE PILØTS AND SØ ARE YØU
Succ
Okay, now a personal TØP question, who am I?
Out of the band
Right now?
V big Josh Dun Hun
Dun, Dun, DuUUUNNNN
Okay, let's talk dental. How many cavities have I had?
2, maybe 3
Like, maybe 8-10, maybe 11
Jfc I don't even remember, I've had so many smh
Not one in my life, I'm a cavity virgin
When was the last time I had a cavity filled?
A year ago maybe
Like a month ago I think
Tuesday, a couple days ago
This Friday, god plz pray for my poor mouth
Alrighty lets talk music. Which of the following music genre's am I complete trash for?
Ed Sheeran
Eddy Sheerie
My lil Ed Egg
Ed Sheerio
WTf you said genres not a person
Do you think this quiz is full of rich questions so far?
Wth does 'rich questions' even mean
I mean, yeah I guess.
Well it could use a little flare
It's interesting so far, let's keep this show on the road fren
That reminds me, what have all the red heads that I've know had in common?
All Aquariuses
I fell so fucking hard for them
They a really liked rap
All of the above
What am I mostly insecure about?
My taste in music
My style taste
Fucking every goddamned thing
Shit let's not make this am emi quiz lets move on here lmao
What are my most favourite sensations?
My entire body sore and aching, any kind of gentle neck touches omfl, gentle kisses just anywhere, hickies galore
Hard love bites, pressing on bruises, the heat when I wear balck leggings in the sun
My lungs burning after I run, the burning in your body after working out
What's something you don't know about me, Chandler?
WACHU KNO BOUT ME *stomp* WACHYA WACHU KNO BOUT ME*stompstomp*
I have an extreme weak spot for the Twilight movies
I suffocated a baby bird when I was smoller
I would sell my soul to make love with Ed Sheeran
How much do you think I love Ed Sheeran
I fucking get it okay he's your goddamn sex god and youd give the succ every day n night
Jfc next question
Who was my 2nd grade teacher?
Mrs. Eels
Mrs. Hammond
Ms. Vanlueven
What kind of question is this
If I could have any super power what would I choose?
Shape shifting
Telekinesis
Flight
Why do I hate my Aunt?
Her first instinct is to always scream/yell when she's mad at me in particular
Her unbelievable bias against other races
Always finding a way to make me feel like shit, even causing me many panic attacks
Because once when I did have an attack she told me to knock it off and stop being dramatic
Which show with a yellow character, is my favourite show?
Spongebob Squarepants
Pokèmon
Why am I still continuing to complete this test at 2 AM?
Because I am smol bean
And have no life lol
Chandler, wanna know something?
You're the guy that I actually trust for once in my life.
Never knew my dad, so I have to kinda rule him out for not being here
It feels nice. I've never had this before. It's pretty cool, thanks for putting up with me and being here for me long enough to get here. Also something a guy has never done for me, been there. Thanks man :)
Who is my favourite member from The 1975?
George
Matty
Ross
Adam
I fucking love them all
But really, I think George is very cute. Is it his:
Humour
Sexy drumming skills
Goddamn, have you seen his cute lil cheeky smile
I'm realizing now that I'm very much into drummers
You're probably getting a lot of these correct since I'm setting all of them to correct, god.
Yeah, but It's fine.
Nah, I don't even care about the score really
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A score is just a score
Only 15 more until 50 questions fren. Let's get crazy, who at school would I give a bj to?
Any guy, if he was cute and maybr payed me
Okay so he doesn't have to pay me
I legit just want dick in my mouth
Mr. Gummersal
God, you were hoping it wasn't one of our middle aged teachers right?
Well I mean, I would have been taken aback a little but, oh well life goes on.
Would have been very worried actually, like when you said any guy I didn't think you meany teachers too so uhh
Am I gonna go see Finding Dory?
Fuckingwhah HELl YEASH I've onLy Been wAiTING 12 12 11112222 YEARS OF MY LIFE FOR THIS
Nah seems gay
How many people does this quiz, quiz every day?
666
911
200,000
250,000
Trivia time! My middle name is:
Lue
Lucinda
Lucy
Lucille
Lucky Ducky
Luke
My birthday is:
Nov. 2, 2000
Nov. 1, 2001
Oct. 31, 2000
Nov. 11, 2000
Halloween of 2000
Halloween of 2001
Nov. 1, 2000
Oct. 30, 2000
How tall am I?
Fuckin idk you're shorter than me does that count
5"3
5"2
God, I'm just gonna go with 5"1, you're pretty short so
My favourite part of the rock cycle:
When the lava cools and turns to igneous, V SHARP STAB STAB
When weathering and other sediments turn igneous into sedimentary rocks
When the rock is near the core, geta heated up and turns into metamorphic rock
When the maga comes out if the Earth, then it is called lava SPICY SPICY HATW HAWT
What colour are my eyes?
Brown
Hazel
Blue
Green
Black n yellow balcj nyellonssj
How many pairs of vans do I own?
2
Friggin not enough
3
How many pets do I have?
My
Aunt's
Allergic
To
Animal
Fur
E
None smh jfc
What is my favourite type of fish to eat?
Sushi
Cod
Salmon
Lobster
Crab
Shrimp
Trout
Nemo
Where would I go on my dream vacation?
Japan
Rome
Jewish Concentration Camps
Paris
Black People's Graves
The Krusty Krab Hotel
The Krusty Krab
The High School Musical High School
What does KKK stand for?
Klu Klux Klan
Kool Kids Klub
Killer Krusty Krab
Killer Kellin Kuinn
Who is better?
Chuck Norris
Woody Harelson
You've come so far young one. Now I may ask you the most baffling question of them all. How many typos were in this quiz?
28
37
14
Fuck you I didn't know I was supposed to count wth
21
41
17
NeVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
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