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Let's get up front and close with eachother real quick, have I ever masturbated?

Hell yeah

Wtf these hands are only meant for prayin to the good lord

Who said I only used my hands tho ;)))

I actually want my first time to be with someone I truely love

What has every red head I've ever known, had in common?

All Aquariuses

All Into rap

When was the last time I got a cavity filled?

A year or two ago, can't remember exactly

A month ago I think

Yesterday, I had to get two filled

I'm getting another filled this Friday plz pray for my poor mouth

Hey let's talk dental, how many cavities have I had?

2, I don't eat a lot of sweets

I can't even remember, I've had so many, jfc, smh

Hey what movie did I just get in the mail today?

Your sex tape bb ;))

Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging

Boobie Movie

This quiz thing is great 11/10

Okay lets do a TØP question about me, what am I?

Out of the band

Right now?

V much a Josh Dun Hun

Sadly Abbie

JK BITCH COURSE I KNOW

I hopin they choke on smoke, cause I'm smokin them out the basement

Hello, I'm Tyler I'm in Twenty Øne Piløts...

WE'RE TWENTY ØNE PILØTS AND SO ARE YOU

Josh Dun

Okay now lets get even closer, did I (succ)eed at fucking myself?

No, I'm saving that moment for my first time

Oh hell yeah, I think I moan sometimes as well

Lmao Succ

Why the frick frack would I ever let this information be known

Okay, okay. Now let's learn some things about Dabbie. When was my first kiss?

3rd grade

My mom, in a way

This guy Shane that liked me in 1st grade

That man who said there was candy in his van, when I was 7

FAST WHAT TIME IS IT!!1!1

Hammer Time

Time Out

Chicken Time

Time for me to actually get my life together what am I doing anymore plz help hahahahahawat

Alrighty artichokie, who exactly was it that I kissed?

A.J. With the curly black hair

That girl with them apple bottom jeans (jeans) boots with the fur (fur)

A gal named Monique

This girl named Sandra that I kinda had a thing with

What's my favourite colour scheme?

Red, Black, Yellow

Red, Black, White

Period Blood, Nigger haning from a tree, and the superior race

Black n Yellow Black n Yellow Blakcnsja

What song am I currently listening to, pal?

That's What Makes You Somewhat Attractive -One Direction

Bloodstream -Ed Sheerio

Sex By The Ocean -DNCE

The screams of my haunting regretties

Finish that lyric: "There's an infestation in my minds imagination..." ?

I'm hoping tay joe ks yawn smoke cause Im snorkling they trout bae's cement

Only Tyler will truly ever know, wow that man is a legend

I actually don't know the lyrics but yeah it sounds cool and rappy

Yes

JK BITCH OF COURSE I KNOW

I'm hopin they choke on smoke cause I'm smokin them ouy the basement

Hi, I'm Tyler, I'm from Twenty Øne Piløts

WE'RE TWENTY ØNE PILØTS AND SØ ARE YØU

Succ

Okay, now a personal TØP question, who am I?

Out of the band

Right now?

V big Josh Dun Hun

Dun, Dun, DuUUUNNNN

Okay, let's talk dental. How many cavities have I had?

2, maybe 3

Like, maybe 8-10, maybe 11

Jfc I don't even remember, I've had so many smh

Not one in my life, I'm a cavity virgin

When was the last time I had a cavity filled?

A year ago maybe

Like a month ago I think

Tuesday, a couple days ago

This Friday, god plz pray for my poor mouth

Alrighty lets talk music. Which of the following music genre's am I complete trash for?

Do you think this quiz is full of rich questions so far?

Wth does 'rich questions' even mean

I mean, yeah I guess.

Well it could use a little flare

It's interesting so far, let's keep this show on the road fren

That reminds me, what have all the red heads that I've know had in common?

All Aquariuses

I fell so fucking hard for them

They a really liked rap

All of the above

What am I mostly insecure about?

My taste in music

My style taste

Fucking every goddamned thing

Shit let's not make this am emi quiz lets move on here lmao

What are my most favourite sensations?

My entire body sore and aching, any kind of gentle neck touches omfl, gentle kisses just anywhere, hickies galore

Hard love bites, pressing on bruises, the heat when I wear balck leggings in the sun

My lungs burning after I run, the burning in your body after working out

What's something you don't know about me, Chandler?

WACHU KNO BOUT ME *stomp* WACHYA WACHU KNO BOUT ME*stompstomp*

I have an extreme weak spot for the Twilight movies

I suffocated a baby bird when I was smoller

I would sell my soul to make love with Ed Sheeran

How much do you think I love Ed Sheeran

I fucking get it okay he's your goddamn sex god and youd give the succ every day n night

Jfc next question

Who was my 2nd grade teacher?

Mrs. Eels

Mrs. Hammond

Ms. Vanlueven

What kind of question is this

If I could have any super power what would I choose?

Shape shifting

Telekinesis

Flight

Why do I hate my Aunt?

Her first instinct is to always scream/yell when she's mad at me in particular

Her unbelievable bias against other races

Always finding a way to make me feel like shit, even causing me many panic attacks

Because once when I did have an attack she told me to knock it off and stop being dramatic

Which show with a yellow character, is my favourite show?

Spongebob Squarepants

Pokèmon

Why am I still continuing to complete this test at 2 AM?

Because I am smol bean

And have no life lol

Chandler, wanna know something?

You're the guy that I actually trust for once in my life.

Never knew my dad, so I have to kinda rule him out for not being here

It feels nice. I've never had this before. It's pretty cool, thanks for putting up with me and being here for me long enough to get here. Also something a guy has never done for me, been there. Thanks man :)

But really, I think George is very cute. Is it his:

Humour

Sexy drumming skills

Goddamn, have you seen his cute lil cheeky smile

I'm realizing now that I'm very much into drummers

You're probably getting a lot of these correct since I'm setting all of them to correct, god.

Yeah, but It's fine.

Nah, I don't even care about the score really

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A score is just a score

Only 15 more until 50 questions fren. Let's get crazy, who at school would I give a bj to?

Any guy, if he was cute and maybr payed me

Okay so he doesn't have to pay me

I legit just want dick in my mouth

Mr. Gummersal

God, you were hoping it wasn't one of our middle aged teachers right?

Well I mean, I would have been taken aback a little but, oh well life goes on.

Would have been very worried actually, like when you said any guy I didn't think you meany teachers too so uhh

Am I gonna go see Finding Dory?

Fuckingwhah HELl YEASH I've onLy Been wAiTING 12 12 11112222 YEARS OF MY LIFE FOR THIS

Nah seems gay

How tall am I?

Fuckin idk you're shorter than me does that count

5"3

5"2

God, I'm just gonna go with 5"1, you're pretty short so

My favourite part of the rock cycle:

When the lava cools and turns to igneous, V SHARP STAB STAB

When weathering and other sediments turn igneous into sedimentary rocks

When the rock is near the core, geta heated up and turns into metamorphic rock

When the maga comes out if the Earth, then it is called lava SPICY SPICY HATW HAWT

What does KKK stand for?

Klu Klux Klan

Kool Kids Klub

Killer Krusty Krab

Killer Kellin Kuinn

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