Trader's Reality Check Quiz

Are you a true trading warrior or just a paper tiger? Test your investing mindset with our hilariously candid quiz!

Find out more about your trading personality:

8 Questions2 MinutesCreated by TradingShark307

A man on the street asks you what you think about the stock market, you reply:

"Stonks only go up"

"GTFO gramps"

"It's a house of cards about to topple"

"Well... actually, the underlying market pressures have become interestingly uncorrelated to economic realities...... (yawn)"

You throw your pocket spaghetti at him

You hear strange noises coming from your wife's bedroom shortly after she and her boyfriend get home from a night on the town, you:

Your trade is not processed due to insufficient funds, you:

Make a smaller trade that fits within your risk profile

Ask your wife for an advance on your allowance

Margin baby!

FD's should get you the money you need quick

Take a break and consider whether TSLA really can go higher based on its fundamentals

Quitting your job to be a full-time daytrader is:

Wildly irresponsible

Something you've considered

It's already on your resume after that $2k gain last month

Impossible, they only give you 5 trades a week - how do those Wall Street guys do it?

Literally cant go tits up

The role time plays in wealth accumulation is

The most important part of a long term investment strategy

Fucking gay

Good, it brings more lambs to the theta slaughter

Dunno, I've never held a position for longer than a week

It makes the pretty lines move on the money screen

When deciding what to buy, you

Take time to consider the macro trends in the market and seek opportunities to capitalize

Consult your horoscope

Inverse whatever the retards are doing

Pray before a shrine to J Pow

Hoard ammo, the end is nigh

The fantasy, completely unrealistic, creature that best represents you is

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