Trader's Reality Check Quiz

A humorous illustration of a stock trader's chaotic life, featuring whimsical elements like dollar signs, a crystal ball, and a trading desk filled with charts and snacks.

Trader's Reality Check Quiz

Are you a true trading warrior or just a paper tiger? Test your investing mindset with our hilariously candid quiz!

Find out more about your trading personality:

  • See how you react under pressure
  • Discover your trading philosophy
  • Measure your market savvy
8 Questions2 MinutesCreated by TradingShark307
A man on the street asks you what you think about the stock market, you reply:
"Stonks only go up"
"GTFO gramps"
"It's a house of cards about to topple"
"Well... actually, the underlying market pressures have become interestingly uncorrelated to economic realities...... (yawn)"
You throw your pocket spaghetti at him
You hear strange noises coming from your wife's bedroom shortly after she and her boyfriend get home from a night on the town, you:
Keep scrolling WSB
Weep softly at the farce your life has become
Jerk off to gainz porn
Jerk off to loss porn
Go and give them some pointers
Your trade is not processed due to insufficient funds, you:
Make a smaller trade that fits within your risk profile
Ask your wife for an advance on your allowance
Margin baby!
FD's should get you the money you need quick
Take a break and consider whether TSLA really can go higher based on its fundamentals
Quitting your job to be a full-time daytrader is:
Wildly irresponsible
Something you've considered
It's already on your resume after that $2k gain last month
Impossible, they only give you 5 trades a week - how do those Wall Street guys do it?
Literally cant go tits up
Your investor hero is
Warren Buffet
J Pow
Some fucking gecko
That handsome devil in the mirror
Whichever autist posted the DD you read most recently
The role time plays in wealth accumulation is
The most important part of a long term investment strategy
Fucking gay
Good, it brings more lambs to the theta slaughter
Dunno, I've never held a position for longer than a week
It makes the pretty lines move on the money screen
When deciding what to buy, you
Take time to consider the macro trends in the market and seek opportunities to capitalize
Consult your horoscope
Inverse whatever the retards are doing
Pray before a shrine to J Pow
Hoard ammo, the end is nigh
The fantasy, completely unrealistic, creature that best represents you is
A Vampire
A Zombie
A Wizard
A well adjusted adult
A voodoo magic dog which makes predictions by shitting
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