The Exhaustive Personality Test: determine your destiny in 11 short questions

You're in Marshalls. You have $13 to spend. You're in the clearance section, and even though you need a new shirt, you're not really feeling anything here. Which one of these do you buy out of some sense of obligation, regret as soon as you purchase it, never wear it, and never return it, because you can't admit to yourself that you wasted your money?

Which shade of puce is your second favorite?

Do you get chills after you pee?

Would you rather be named Michael or Michael (pronounced Mick-ai-ell)

Which fingernail is the most satisfying one to clip?

Should the distribution of resources be determined based on the abilities of their recipients to provide for society, or on the needs of the recipients?

Kill one.

Yummiest?

On a scale of one to nine, how powdery do your fingers feel right now? (1=slimy 9=chalk)

There is no end to this void. You will stumble through life blind, and die without ever truly knowing yourself.

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