What your favorite color says about your personality. Sidenote: if you see Rancid Randy tell him I ain't here.

Ok ok noted. Alright. Ok how about these- *KNOCK KNOCK* Uhoh do you hear that?

Yeah I think someone is at the door.

Yeah one of us should go check. Were you expecting a delivery or something?

AW SHOOT! IT'S RANCID RANDY. YOU GOTTA HIDE ME.

Here, behind this couch!

Quick, into the closet!

Hey it's me, Rancid Randy. My favorite color is PISS YELLOW. What's yours?

piss yellow

Hey good choice, me too! Now tell me fella, I'm looking for a squeaky short guy with a thing for colors and personality quizes. Have you seen him?

No, and I have no idea who you're talking about. In fact I'm colorblind, but with like, EVERY color. In fact, I'm blind!

No, and if I did see such a person, they would definitely not be hiding behind this couch or inside my closet.

Ok, if you say so. Very nice house you got here. Be a shame if anyone... nah nevermind. Just me being a worrywart. Well, see ya.

byebye

Ok it's safe for you to come out now.

He gone now? Oh thank god! That was seriously scary.

Ssh it's safe now. You're ok. Wanna rest your head on my lap and talk more about colors?

It's ok, I'll protect you. That nasty man is gone now and he won't hurt you while I'm around. Now how about you ask me more about those zesty wavelengths of light we call color?

Oh I don't know. The moment is kinda ruined. I can try. I forget about all the fun colors when I'm nervous though, just a warning.

Grey

Brown

Bright Magenta

Gray

I KNEW HE WAS HERE, HOW DARE YOU LIE TO ME! NOW I'M DOING THE QUIZ AGAIN! CAN YOU GUESS WHAT COLOR WILL COME OUT OF YOU WHEN I BASH YOU WITH THIS BASEBALL BAT THAT HAS A NAIL STICKING OUT OF IT?

Blood? I mean red?

Red. Either light red or dark red depending on if the blood is oxygenated or not. Hopefully you don't hit an artery.

FINAL QUESTION, WHAT IS THE LAST COLOR YOU WILL SEE AS LIFE RAPIDLY DRAINS FROM YOUR BROKEN BODY

The void cannot be defined by color, or even the absense of color, for the void is the absense of reality itself at its barest essence. The void is nothing. And so I will fade into a nothingness that the eyes will not even comprehend. I will not need eyes on this journey I am about to embark on. Colors, alas, are a thing of the past.