Which FAP counselor are you?
What is your Hogwarts House?
Gryffindor
Ravenclaw
Hufflepuff
Slytherin
How do you eat a crouton with only a fork?
Spear it
Scoop it
Pick it up with your hands
Eat it off the plate, doggy style
Crush it up
Find some chopsticks instead
Which side of the envelope is this?
The front
The back
How would you pronounce "La Verdes"?
Like "La Verdz"
Like "La Verdeez"
How do you punch a hole in paper when you don't have a hole puncher?
With scissors
With a pencil or pen
With my fist
With the paper itself
With my eyes
I give up
What was your SAT score?
Shut up
Go away
No thanks
Uh, pretty good, tbh
Well, actually, I took the ACT
Will I be rescinded?
Which shade of red do you prefer?
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What is your dream House?
Hogwarts
Glass
Green
International (of Pancakes)
Rabbit
Out
Which shark are you?
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What does FAP mean to you?
Frivolous Artistic Pursuits
Friends Are Precious
Fried Anchovy Pringles
Fake Artists Playtime
Fast-Acting Poison
Fun Anime Protagonists
What's your spirit animal?
A panda
A thestral
A hamster
A black eagle
An orangutan
A human
Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Big spoon
Little spoon
Teaspoon
Fork
Spork
Napkin
What Netflix would you chill with?
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (surrealist comedy)
Jane the Virgin (telenovela)
Dark (German, and better, version of Stranger Things)
Jessica Jones (superhero crime noir)
Mob Psycho 100 (wholesome anime, we swear)
Adventure Time (quirky cartoon)
If we stole your phone, what would be playing on it?
Musicals
Vaporwave
Bebop Hard Bops
Big Sean
Post-punk revival
A podcast
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