AJJ or Charlie Kelly (It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia)

“But the big red bird that lives under the city doesn’t give a damn about me and it dies every night by burning alive”

“And then I grabbed a knife/And I let the blood out of your throat/ And I smashed those tiny mirrors inside of your skull”

“There’s a spider/ He’s deep in my soul/ He’s been here for years/ And he just won’t let go”

“Hey dude, I hate everything you do/ But I’m trying really hard to not hate you/ Cuz hating you won’t make you suck any less”

“I don't need your trophies or your gold/ I just want to tell you all/ Go fuck yourselves”

“Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt“

“And I’d like to be/ A big ball of meat/ That bees can buzz around and eat/ When I die”

“I was that little boy/ That little baby boy was me/ I once was a boy/ but now I am a man”

“And out the corner of my eye/ Coming out from the teeth-filled sky/ With eyes as red as a dog's asshole when you see it shitting”

“Maybe that's the lesson here/ That things are not always that clear/ We have a lot in common/ And too much of it/ Is fear”