If a teenager you knew suffered a traumatic brain injury, he would become your:
Son
Significant Other
Grandbrother
Customer
Your preferred beverage is:
Monster
Coffee
Corona
Boneshaker
You get most of your daily protein from:
Meat
Dairy
Bananas
Chocolate
Your till is under by one cent, do you:
Ignore it
Put in your own cent to balance it
Alert the entire corporate structure to intiate DEFCON 1
Commit ritual suicide in disgrace
Having no choice in your hours, you work:
Unpaid overtime every day
Sunrise to sunset
Whenever Jordan works
Part time
You would prefer to hold hands with a:
Muscle guy
Skinny guy
Sub guy
Paki guy
In the gym you generally:
Do cardio
Lift weights
Pull a muscle
Look at muscle guys
Your ideal partner:
Has two feet and a heartbeat
Gives you their debit card
Gets drunk at the mall
Got their Grade Thirteen
You tend to dress:
Darkly
Flamboyantly
Provocly
In the same black tank top, pants and shoes every single day
Your preferred audit is the:
Bag Audit
Till Audit
ENT Audit
Life Audit
When your work is constantly interrupted by a rambling simpleton, you:
Laugh uncontrollably
Briefly grimace and then go back to writing notes
Humor him out of boredom
"Yea, so anyway..."
Who's more important:
Joan
Mike
Jordan
Sarah
If you were to be part of any West Korean faction, it would be:
Dieforce
The Perhourpuff Girls
The Grandbrothers
The Part-Timers
Your primary motivation as a West Korean is your:
Love of toil
Crippling anxiety and/or depression
Fellow citizens' existential suffering
Falling off a barn when you were twelve
You owe your undying allegiance to:
The state
Goldgrub the Great
Dieforce
All of the above
Your sworn enemies are:
Shoplifters
Traitors
Skinny cowboys
Customers
You'd rather fuck:
A horse
A whale
No one
Her
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