The Mateability Quiz For Men

How tall are you?

<5'5" Harry Potter

<5'9" Tony Stark

<6'1" Han Solo

<6'5" Drago

<7'6" Yao Ming

Rate your sexual abilities.

Still waiting to find out

I've heard of the clitoris

I've rounded the bases and slid home a few times

The clitoris is my friend

I make scenes from Cruel Intentions look like Sesame Street

How ambitious are you?

Rate your composure.

What the F*CK are you talking about, MATE?

My emotions are a bit of a mystery to me.

Depends on the day

Very good most of the time

Bruce Lee has nothing on my composure

Describe your overall confidence level with attractive women.

Panic attack eminent

Inexperienced, but ready-ish

I've had a couple of dates here and there

I attract women consistently, and have been in a relationship or two.

I can approach, attract, and maintain interest indefinitely from the women I desire

Which best describes your charisma?

Vin Diesel shot with a tranquilizer dart

Sam Worthington on an average day

Zach Braff

Conan O'Brien delivering a monologue

Leonardo F*cking DiCaprio

How is your understanding of challenge?

Like challenge someone in Pokemon Go?

I'm needy AF and cannot control my emotions when I like someone

I don't like playing "stoopid" mind games

I want to get better at setting boundaries

I know how to cultivate a woman's interest using the push pull effect once she's into me

What do you have to offer for status?

I'm 16. I have no job, no money, no car, no social life, and share a room with my little brother

I’m a senior in high school now…

Somewhere in the middle of the pack

I’m ahead of most guys my age

I’m at the top of my chosen interests and career field

How would you describe your overall Self-Esteem?

Who’s your ideal woman?

Whoever will give me the time of day

Skinny blondes with big earrings

I’m open to trying new things

Girl next door, from a good family

A hot flexible giver, with a great attitude, capable of taking care of herself

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