Identifying Conclusions for Basic Arguments

Identify the main conclusion: (a) I'm here to do just two things: think logically and chew bubblegum. (b) And I'm all out of bubblegum. (c) Therefore, I'm here to think logically.

(a) Over the summer I got totally shredded because I took Hydroxy Cut. (b) Hydroxy Cut contains a proven energy-enhancing ingredient (caffeine anhydrous) that’s been shown in scientific studies to deliver energy after just one dose!!!111!!! (c) If you want to get shredded you should take it too.

(a) Tupac is still alive. (b) I know this because I saw a video on youtube that showed proof!!!1111!!! (c) And there's no way that picture was photoshopped. (d) Plus, I can just feel it.

(a) We won't take attendance tomorrow because it's the first day. (b) Also, John won't be there. (c) Besides it wouldn't be fair to enforce a rule unless students know the rule first.

(a) Tea has some health benefits that coffee doesn't. (b) Therefore, generally you should drink tea instead of coffee. (c) Besides, coffee can give you coffee breath. (d) And I've never heard anyone complain about tea breath.

(a) I'm mean, seriously, I didn't come to university to just learn stuff. (b) I'm here for points. (c) And besides, how do I know if I'm winning or not if no one is keeping score? (d) Professors shouldn't assign anything unless it's for credit.

(a) When the new Iphone came out it came with a free download of a U2 album. (b) People started complaining. (c) WTF? Free music isn't a reason to complain. (d) People are whiny little babies.

(a) Economic theory supposes human beings are rational and will always act in their own self interest. (b) But this is false. (c) For example, it isn't in your best interest to be checking your twitter/FB/instagram/snapchat while you're doing your homework but you're doing it anyway. (d) Thus the reason policies fail is because they rely on a fundamentally flawed economic theory.

(a) If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding. (b) You didn't eat your meat. (c) So, no pudding for you.