Minerva Rice Purity Test

This test will help you reflect on your Minerva experience.
What you accomplished…or didn’t…
 
(This test measures what you did at Minerva, the more you did,
the higher your score, and the less pure you are.)
 
low % = pure 😇
high % = unpure 😈
 
Don’t worry if you haven’t done all of these, there’s still time!
 
This test will help you reflect on your Minerva experience.
What you accomplished…or didn’t…
 
(This test measures what you did at Minerva, the more you did,
the higher your score, and the less pure you are.)
 
low % = pure 😇
high % = unpure 😈
 
Don’t worry if you haven’t done all of these, there’s still time!
 
Held hands romantically with a Minervan?
Yes
Kissed (anywhere) a Minervan?
Yes
French kissed a Minervan?
Yes
French kissed a Minervan in public?
Yes
Brazilian kissed a Minervan?
Yes
Grinded on a Minervan?
Yes
Streaked with Minervans?
Yes
Given or received a hickey to/from a Minervan?
Yes
Kissed or been kissed on the breast by a Minervan?
Yes
Kissed a Minervan for more than two hours consecutively?
Yes
Played a game involving stripping with Minervans?
Yes
Masturbated while thinking of a Minervan?
Yes
Masturbated while your roommate was in the room?
Yes
Been caught masturbating by a Minervan?
Yes
Taken sexy pictures of/for/with a Minervan?
Yes
Showered with a Minervan?
Yes
Been brought to completion by a Minervan?
Yes
Sexted with a Minervan?
Yes
Sent or received nudes to/from a Minervan?
Yes
Gave/received oral sex to/by a Minervan?
Yes
Ingested a Minervan’s genital secretion?
Yes
Used a sex toy with a Minervan?
Yes
Shared a (tiny twin) bed with a Minervan? (doesn’t have to be sexual)
Yes
Kicked a roommate out to commit a sexual act?
Yes
Been walked in on while engaging in a sexual act with a Minervan?
Yes
Been on a date with a Minervan?
Yes
Been in a relationship with a Minervan?
Yes
Had sex with a Minervan?
Yes
Had sex with more than 3 Minervans?
Yes
Had sex with more than 7 Minervans?
Yes
Had sex on the first meetup with a stranger in a rotation city?
Yes
Had public sex (outdoors, sex club, bathhouse, etc) in a rotation city?
Yes
Had sex in a Minervan bed thats not your own?
Yes
Had sex while your roommate was in the room?
Yes
Mile high club to/from a rotation city?
Yes
Booked an airbnb for the purpose of freely being able to have sex?
Yes
Had a pregnancy scare with a Minervan?
Yes
Gotten an STD from a Minervan?
Yes
Had a threesome with Minervans?
Yes
Attended a Minerva orgy?
Yes
Had anal sex with a Minervan?
Yes
Had sex in every rotation city?
Yes
Had sex in the res hall?
Yes
Had sex in a common area of the res hall?
Yes
Had sex while “Careless Whisper” by Gordon played in the background?
Yes
Had sex with language barriers?
Yes
Had sex with a Minervan post-graduation?
Yes
Has sex with a non-M23 Minervan?
 
Had sex with a Minervan staff member (or res hall staff)?
 
3-way kiss with Minervans?
Yes
Been to a strip club with a Minervan?
Yes
Made out with more than 2 Minervans in one night at a club?
Yes
Changed sexual orientation since entering Minerva?
Yes
Broke up with a Minervan?
Yes
Married a Minervan?
Yes
Used dating apps in rotation cities?
Yes
Hooked up with a local?
Yes
Had sex with a local?
Yes
Been in a relationship with a local?
Yes
Questioned your sexuality at Minerva?
Yes
Stolen food from the kitchen?
Yes
Stole someone else’s LABELED food?
Yes
Left a significant pile of dishes uncleaned?
Yes
Played a drinking game with Minervans?
Yes
“Illegally” drank in the res hall?
Yes
Been drunk in the res hall?
Yes
Been caught by staff with alcohol?
Yes
Faked sobriety in front of staff or professor?
Yes
69 (with a Minervan)?
Yes
Had severe memory loss due to alcohol?
Yes
Set off a fire alarm because of smoking?
Yes
Bought or sold weed to/from a Minervan?
Yes
Bought condoms in a rotation city?
Yes
Bought a sex toy in a rotation city?
Yes
Bought drugs from a non-Minervan in a rotation city?
Yes
Was in a group chat to coordinate buying drugs?
Yes
Done drugs at a rave/party?
Yes
Psychedelic group trip with Minervans?
Yes
Not sober during a Forum class?
Yes
Said penis casually in a Forum class?
Yes
Did something sexually explicit on a Forum call? (for example flashed someone)
Yes
Engaged in a sexual act during a Forum class?
Yes
Gotten an email about academic probation or disciplinary action?
Yes
Faked a medical extension?
Yes
Forgot to put the chatGPT disclaimer?
Yes
Used more than 4 extensions? (or 7 when the policy changed?)
Yes
Used more than 8 extensions?
Yes
Gotten a 1?
Yes
Failed a class?
Yes
Used a fake ID in SF?
Yes
Used a VPN to access porn in Korea?
Yes
Public nudity in Berlin?
Yes
Went to KitKat in Berlin?
Yes
Lied to Barbara about being in Munich?
Yes
Risked the death penalty by buying or consuming drugs in Taiwan?
Yes
Stepped in shit in a rotation city?
Yes
Attended an event only to get free food in a rotation city?
Yes
Lied about which university you were from?
Yes
Committed an act of vandalism in a rotation city? (for example spray painting in Berlin)
Yes
Gotten in trouble with the police in the rotation city, or been arrested?
Yes
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