Minerva Rice Purity Test

This test will help you reflect on your Minerva experience.

What you accomplished…or didn’t…

(This test measures what you did at Minerva, the more you did,

the higher your score, and the less pure you are.)

low % = pure 😇

high % = unpure 😈

Don’t worry if you haven’t done all of these, there’s still time!

This test will help you reflect on your Minerva experience.

What you accomplished…or didn’t…

(This test measures what you did at Minerva, the more you did,

the higher your score, and the less pure you are.)

low % = pure 😇

high % = unpure 😈

Don’t worry if you haven’t done all of these, there’s still time!

Held hands romantically with a Minervan?

Yes

Kissed (anywhere) a Minervan?

Yes

French kissed a Minervan?

Yes

French kissed a Minervan in public?

Yes

Brazilian kissed a Minervan?

Yes

Grinded on a Minervan?

Yes

Streaked with Minervans?

Yes

Given or received a hickey to/from a Minervan?

Yes

Kissed or been kissed on the breast by a Minervan?

Yes

Kissed a Minervan for more than two hours consecutively?

Yes

Played a game involving stripping with Minervans?

Yes

Masturbated while thinking of a Minervan?

Yes

Masturbated while your roommate was in the room?

Yes

Been caught masturbating by a Minervan?

Yes

Taken sexy pictures of/for/with a Minervan?

Yes

Showered with a Minervan?

Yes

Been brought to completion by a Minervan?

Yes

Sexted with a Minervan?

Yes

Sent or received nudes to/from a Minervan?

Yes

Gave/received oral sex to/by a Minervan?

Yes

Ingested a Minervan’s genital secretion?

Yes

Used a sex toy with a Minervan?

Yes

Shared a (tiny twin) bed with a Minervan? (doesn’t have to be sexual)

Yes

Kicked a roommate out to commit a sexual act?

Yes

Been walked in on while engaging in a sexual act with a Minervan?

Yes

Been on a date with a Minervan?

Yes

Been in a relationship with a Minervan?

Yes

Had sex with a Minervan?

Yes

Had sex with more than 3 Minervans?

Yes

Had sex with more than 7 Minervans?

Yes

Had sex on the first meetup with a stranger in a rotation city?

Yes

Had public sex (outdoors, sex club, bathhouse, etc) in a rotation city?

Yes

Had sex in a Minervan bed thats not your own?

Yes

Had sex while your roommate was in the room?

Yes

Mile high club to/from a rotation city?

Yes

Booked an airbnb for the purpose of freely being able to have sex?

Yes

Had a pregnancy scare with a Minervan?

Yes

Gotten an STD from a Minervan?

Yes

Had a threesome with Minervans?

Yes

Attended a Minerva orgy?

Yes

Had anal sex with a Minervan?

Yes

Had sex in every rotation city?

Yes

Had sex in the res hall?

Yes

Had sex in a common area of the res hall?

Yes

Had sex while “Careless Whisper” by Gordon played in the background?

Yes

Had sex with language barriers?

Yes

Had sex with a Minervan post-graduation?

Yes

Has sex with a non-M23 Minervan?

Had sex with a Minervan staff member (or res hall staff)?

3-way kiss with Minervans?

Yes

Been to a strip club with a Minervan?

Yes

Made out with more than 2 Minervans in one night at a club?

Yes

Changed sexual orientation since entering Minerva?

Yes

Broke up with a Minervan?

Yes

Married a Minervan?

Yes

Used dating apps in rotation cities?

Yes

Hooked up with a local?

Yes

Had sex with a local?

Yes

Been in a relationship with a local?

Yes

Questioned your sexuality at Minerva?

Yes

Stolen food from the kitchen?

Yes

Stole someone else’s LABELED food?

Yes

Left a significant pile of dishes uncleaned?

Yes

Played a drinking game with Minervans?

Yes

“Illegally” drank in the res hall?

Yes

Been drunk in the res hall?

Yes

Been caught by staff with alcohol?

Yes

Faked sobriety in front of staff or professor?

Yes

69 (with a Minervan)?

Yes

Had severe memory loss due to alcohol?

Yes

Set off a fire alarm because of smoking?

Yes

Bought or sold weed to/from a Minervan?

Yes

Bought condoms in a rotation city?

Yes

Bought a sex toy in a rotation city?

Yes

Bought drugs from a non-Minervan in a rotation city?

Yes

Was in a group chat to coordinate buying drugs?

Yes

Done drugs at a rave/party?

Yes

Psychedelic group trip with Minervans?

Yes

Not sober during a Forum class?

Yes

Said penis casually in a Forum class?

Yes

Did something sexually explicit on a Forum call? (for example flashed someone)

Yes

Engaged in a sexual act during a Forum class?

Yes

Gotten an email about academic probation or disciplinary action?

Yes

Faked a medical extension?

Yes

Forgot to put the chatGPT disclaimer?

Yes

Used more than 4 extensions? (or 7 when the policy changed?)

Yes

Used more than 8 extensions?

Yes

Used a fake ID in SF?

Yes

Used a VPN to access porn in Korea?

Yes

Public nudity in Berlin?

Yes

Went to KitKat in Berlin?

Yes

Lied to Barbara about being in Munich?

Yes

Risked the death penalty by buying or consuming drugs in Taiwan?

Yes

Stepped in shit in a rotation city?

Yes

Attended an event only to get free food in a rotation city?

Yes

Lied about which university you were from?

Yes

Committed an act of vandalism in a rotation city? (for example spray painting in Berlin)

Yes

Gotten in trouble with the police in the rotation city, or been arrested?

Yes

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