7. NEED A NEW ICEBREAKER? We’ll give you one based on your shopping habits.

So first of all – how often do you shop?

Whenever the night calls for it.

I live shopping. I eat shopping. I AM SHOPPING.

Shopping is great, I never have to pay.

You’re shopping for a new outfit. Describe the store you’re in:

You get lost in here. You lose yourself in here.

THE store? Uuuh, I’m going to ALL of them.

G L A M O R O U S

Dunno, cheap? Second hand maybe.

You’re STILL shopping for a new outfit. Describe the friends you dragged along:

We never move as a group. We are but shadows.

They’re the loudest squad on the block.

Their job is to tell me how good I look ;)

Suuuuuper chill! Most of them have just woken up.

Uh-oh. Only one of that top left and you have competition. How do you handle it?

The competition... Disappears.

I’m sensing a viral internet drama clip coming up.

These big, beautiful eyes get what they want.

Bah, no worries, wasn’t gonna buy it anyway.

OK, you’re shopping online. Is this your natural habitat?

I was born online.

In between regular shopping rounds, sure.

Can’t run into hot strangers when shopping online.

Now THIS is a store for me — at home.

You’re shopping for dinner. How well do you navigate the food store?

I just kind of appear where and when necessary.

Groceries? But I only eat out?

I pretend I can’t find to ask cuties for help.

My only sport: reaching the snacks on record time.

How does the regular clerk at the grocery store react when they see you?

It’s a love-hate relationship.

I’m too extra for grocery for grocery shopping.

They blush. Oh, they blush.

All of my squad works in grocery stores!

And to wrap it up, describe your last dream about shopping:

I don’t dream.

Shopping IS a dream, I don’t ever want to wake up!

It was more of a love story really. 100% spicy.

I was a sloth in a chocolate tree in a hat store.

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