TFSP News Quiz: 091117

What do you want to be called today?

1) In the UK, a homeless man recently scared the crap out of some McDonald workers when walked into the fast-food restaurant and threatened them with a knife in one hand, and THIS in his other hand:

2) A McDonalds employee in Chicago was recently let go from his position after it was discovered that instead of putting toys into the Happy Meals he was selling, he had been putting THESE in them:

3) A barber in China made news recently for practicing the age old “art” of doing THIS. He’s one of the few barbers that still offer this ancient and unorthodox barber services:

4) A recent police search of a home in New York led to the discovery of nearly a dozen of THESE in the home’s basement: