Phi Psi 2020 / COVID Awards

1. Mask? What Mask? (Most surprised they aren't infected, yet)

2. Mask? You better wear a fucking mask! (Least surprised they aren't infected)

3. Best COVID Hair / Beard

4. Most Likely to Poison Someone's Underware

5. Most likely to be officially classified as a Super Spreader

6. Most Booze Drunk Over Year

7. Most likely to Store Large Amounts of Fertilizer in Outbuildings

8. Most Likely to Reject Getting the Vaccine

9. Mostly Likely to Slaughter Family over Holidays

10. Identity of women lurking in Bill's house (Not an award, we just want to know)