Who is your government assigned English player?
Who is Your Government Assigned English Player?
Test your personality and discover which English football player aligns with your character! With a series of humorous and thought-provoking questions, this quiz will entertain and enlighten football fanatics and casual viewers alike.
- Multiple choice questions
- Fun and engaging scenarios
- Relatable content for football lovers
You're out on the town with a few of your mates and they pull out some cocaine, what DO YOU DO? What DO you DO?
Take it all for yourself
Divide it evenly amongst everybody so you can all have a go at it together
Tell them to throw it in the trash
Run away and call the cops
Ask them why they have laundry detergent with them on your night about town
Grab it and toss it into the wind as they yell at you for wasting perfectly good drugs
You walk in on a group of guys chatting shit about you... What do you do?
Plot their murder
Run away and cry into your lunchbox
Laugh at them
Say nothing then later make a tweet about the fakes
Chat shit back
Go on a rant about respect
Bad news. We've dug up your old tweets. What are they like?
Jokes that you copy and pasted from meme accounts
"Keep Your Head Up King Your Crown Is Falling"
Praise for your rival team, who you admit to being a fan of
Lots of selfies with those old Instagram filters
Asking people out publicly
Just a bunch of giveaways you tried to win
Why would you be cancelled?
Cheated on your S.O.
Somebody saved chat when they weren't supposed to
Too self-centered and cocky
You wouldn't be cancelled, you don't do anything
You're a snake
You said something stupid
What is your dream job outside of football?
You can't handle any job that involves thinking so you're not sure
Video game streamer
Comedian! You want to be a comedian! Please!
Anything that involves you getting praised constantly
Model so people can acknowledge your huge booty
Angel
TIME TO BE ANGRY! What really grinds your gears?
People won't stop saying that you and your best friend are secretly dating
When other people get credit for your work
Having to argue with people about basic facts like where you live
Nobody will ever shut up about how baby you are
Banter about your club
Nothing grinds your gears. You are 100% chill 24/7. No questions.
You've landed a spot on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? How do you do?
You're so cocky that the crowd turns on you and boos every correct answer
You feel so pressured that you accidentally reveal a dark secret
You win through sheer luck. You feel like you're in Slumdog Millionaire
You win easily
Get the first question wrong after hyping yourself up to the crowd for 5 minutes
Get the first question wrong, no surprise to you
You're being held at gunpoint. The boring and annoying question is finally here. Pick a Big Six Team.
Arsenal
Manchester United
Tottenham Hotspur
Chelsea
Manchester City
Liverpool
Oh my, you've finally decided to propose! What's the plan?
That's a joke. You haven't decided to propose. You're not ready to be tied down.
Whatever the plan is, you know you'll be livestreaming it and having a laff
Classic, take them out to dinner, get down on one knee in front of a fountain
Hit the nearest drive-through and joke about proposing with the onion rings you just ordered
Immediately realize you need to wait a few more years before you can commit to being a real adult Spouse
Reminisce about all the times your proposals almost worked and hope that this time you'll finally get a win and they'll say yes
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