If your in the Woods and you see a wee little Evergirl lost and crying, do you:

Get her to shut up then eat her (After dousing her in hairinara sauce)

Wipe the snot of her face and help her find her way back.

Ask your fellow travelers to deal with her so she's not your problem.

Pretend you don't see her and go eat a sandwich instead.

During the annual sidekick challenge , how would you tame your sidekick?

Lock it in the Evers' groom room and wait till their spirt breaks.

Pet it like a bunny and dress it in a raincoat.

I won't need to. Everyone in the woods knows how to obey my orders.

Summon my mother to come and take care of it because the stress makes me constipated.

During a bloody battle between good and evil, do you:

Fight next to the Evil leader and pray that you don't die

Rip the good army to pieces single handedly and then enjoy a hearty lunch.

Play dead three miles away from the battle field until everything blows over.

Stand at the back of the army and swing your sword in the air.

When hanging out with your evil friends, do you:

Draft plans to conquer the world and wipe out good forever.

Refill everyone's cups and snack bowls

Friends! Where?! Im so lonely . .

Listen to your best friend Draft plans to conquer the world and wipe out good forever

Evil is organizing a rugby team to play against goods'. What position do you sign up for?

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