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A patient writes in "I took my blood pressure a few days ago and it was 195/90"

!! whoever is covering clinical care alerts

! RN

! NP on care team

Send the patient a cat picture

A patient has been conversing with NP back and forth regarding a referral for neuro. The patient writes back in which neurologist they would like to see. The NP is gone for the day.

! RN

! NP for the next day

!! whoever is covering clinical care alerts

Tell the patient "oh good I am glad you are getting your head checked"

A patient writes in I have an intense headache that will not go away. The pain is excruciating.

!! whoever is covering clinical care alerts

! RN

! NP

Tell the patient "that sounds tough, sorry to hear it'

A patient writes in "I took my temperature and it was 99.3"

!! whoever is covering clinical care alerts

! RN

! NP

Ask them if they were standing in the sun when they took their temperature

Pharmacy calls and states that they are waiting on a prior authorization for a patient medication

!! whoever is covering clinical care alerts

! RN

! NP

Yell "do it yourself" then hang up on the pharmacy

RN was actively triaging a patient and discussing symptoms via chat. The patient responds to questions after RN has left for the day.

!! whoever is covering clinical care alerts

! RN

! NP

Tell the patient they are SOL

Patient calls and states I've been having back pain for a few weeks and I need to speak to someone on my care team about it

!! whoever is covering clinical care alerts

! RN

! NP

Tell them they should try pilates

Patient writes in "I have a rash on my face and it itches like crazy"

!! whoever is covering clinical care alerts

! RN

! NP

Tell them "ew that's gross"

Patient writes in "I still have that rash on my face that we talked about the other day and it itches like crazy even with the cream"

!! whoever is covering clinical care alerts

! RN

! NP

Tell them "ew that's still gross"

RN reaches out to patient to follow up on an infection symptom they had reported. Patient writes back That's doing so much better but the antibiotics are making me incredibly sick

!! whoever is covering clinical care alerts

! RN

! NP

Tell them to stop taking the antibiotics