Which of the Eight Cousins Are You?

What is your favorite pastime or guilty pleasure?

Smoking cigars.

Reading anything I can get my hands on.

Looking for candy

Idolizing my older cousin.

Learning that the patriarchy is something I could smash..

Finishing my pseudo-twin's sentences

Which option most closely resembles your parental situation?

My mom is a single mother, because my absent father lives out of the country.

My mom is basically a single mother while my loving father works a lot-- but makes surprise appearances. I like to think of myself as the "Man of the House," in the mean time.

I'm currently test driving new parents.

My mom is a kind of a single mother because my dad is usually away working, but my older brother tries to pick up the slack.

I have two parents at home-- but my dad kind of wants me to marry my cousin.

Yep, two parents, but, yes, that's right. My dad wants my older brother to marry my cousin.

Do you have any pets?

Does my dolly, Pokey, count?

I actually just got a new cat.

My brother is a worm.

Pigeons. I have pigeons.

I have a couple of puppies, but I'd really like to have a monkey, too.

I like books.

How about the ponies for the dog-cart?

Fill in the blank: In high school, I would probably be voted most likely to... ?

... Be reading at the present moment..

... Be cousin-zoned by my crush.

... Be highly motivated by candy.

... Be the favorite pseudo-twin.

... Play a mean bagpipe.

... Easily kick my cigar habit.

... Be working my way through a coffee problem.

Which of the Eight Cousins Are You?

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