When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again

Let me use my thinking

Ever notice how all the greatest criminals there ever were are all english majors?

We ought to make the pie higher

the trick to not dying is to never get the reason to die to happen

They misunderestimated me

here in the south in the grand plateau that is mississippi

you know how it is with truckers blessed are they with their silver tongues they ride their sweet sweet chariots across the american dream

I am the harbringer of destruction whether I want to be or not

I do not need to explain why I say things

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family

everytime i close my eyes i see my sins

Sodomy becomes an impossible asterix

I couldn't imagine somebody like osama bin laden understanding the joy of hanukkah

You wanna come by that me again?

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully

I refuse to answer based on the thesis that whatever I say can and will be used against me

I don't make states, I just live in them

Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job