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A vibrant and playful illustration of a quirky character named Lindy, surrounded by humorous and surreal elements representing their thoughts, interests, and personality, in a cartoon style.

The Ultimate Lindy Experience Quiz

Welcome to the Ultimate Lindy Experience Quiz! Dive into the fun and quirky world of Lindy's thoughts, preferences, and humor. This quiz is packed with unexpected questions and delightful options that will make you laugh and think at the same time.

Key features of the quiz:

  • 11 entertaining questions
  • Unique answer choices
  • Perfect for fans of humor and personality quizzes
11 Questions3 MinutesCreated by LaughingLizard42
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1. Guys I have spent way too long typing and retyping this goddamn quiz, but I've committed by this point so here we go
This quiz is rigged by the way
So just a heads. up
The answers should also be read left, to right, like a book.
And yes it matters. I spent a lot of time on the comedic placement of my answer, so you bitches better give me the courtesy of at least this much
Also I'll give you a hint on the answer to this question
The answer is me, I'm the real OG, no really, I promise
Jk jk, the answer is the one to the right of me
Jk jk, the answer is the one to the left of me
2. (btw, I'm just retyping the shit from the buddymeter site, and yes, I will keep the format the exact same) Does Lindy want his/her wife/husband to be the Hottest or the Smartest?
Yes
No
Wait was this a yes no question
I like how it assumes that I'm gonna get married
Like I have the attention span for that shit
Wait, if my spouse is the Smartest, does that also mean that they're the ugliest? Cause not gonna lie, I'm not NOT shallow enough for that to work
But if my spouse is the Hottest, does that mean that they're also the dumbest? cause I do NOT need a hot mcdonald's worker for a husband no thank you
Can I just marry myself
3. What does Lindy drink the most?
I hope the answer is motnerf*ckin water
Otherwise lindy isn't going to be drinking much else for much longer
Have you ever wondered what blood tastes like?
I saw a documentary about some Russian people drinking blood from chopped off reindeer horns
I mean, the idea of it sounds gross, but if we were raised on it I'm sure it would taste just fine
Apparently it had properties that helped the ppl against radiation
Guys what if we could have any drink we wanted come out of our tits
I'd have one tit produce milkshakes, and the other tit hot chocolate, because ain't no thing as a need for temperature continuity in my world
4. Which fast food restaurant is most likely to survive the apocalypse?
Pizza Hut
McDonald's
Subway
Taco Bell
Chick-fil-a, 'cause it's probably homophobic and racist enough to scare away the zombies
Doesn't matter, cause I'm finna eat myself into obesity by eating in-n-out milkshakes non-stop, and peace out before this whole apocalypse madness occurs
Pick me, I'm the OG
< she doesn't even go here
5. Where would Lindy like to go with Lindy's soulmate?
Korea
Lol you probably picked Korea
Inside her pants
Outside her pants
You'd have to have a soul to have a soulmate
Somewhere asian
Somewhere gay
Somewhere gay and asian
I'm the real OG
6. Which animal does Lindy dream to pet?
None, all the animals wanna pet ME
I can't tell if the first answer was desperate, creepy, delusional, involved bestiality, or all of the above
The answer is all of the above
All of the above
But none of the below
I'm the real OG
Is that a type of dog
Trick question, Lindy doesn't have dreams because a figment of one's imagination can't dream
7. With whom would Lindy like to spend some quality time?
Herself
She already does that cause she's a hermit
I mean that's true, but you don't have to go out and SAY it
Would it count as spending time with yourself if you were schizophrenic
Yes, because schizophrenia isn't the same thing as multiple personality disorder you uneducated swine
...so then what if you had multiple personality disorder...
Guys what if I had a twin
I honestly wonder how I was never tested for ADD as a child
8. Which topping would Lindy put on his/her pizza?
The hearts and souls of her enemies
The blood and brains of her enemies
Jk that's how you get kuru disease or some shit
So since this is the fourth time writing this, just know that I went on a very long rant the first few times about how the buddymeter quiz wouldn't let me type long answer, but then I discovered that you get unlimited space if you click the "add option" button instead of using the original slots
Also I'm told that I don't put enough commas when I write. I think it's cause I don't put commas into my speech in real life, or really breathe for that matter, either. Deal with it.
None of that was related to pizza toppings, but I just thought y'all should know where I was at
Mushrooms
But not shrooms, cause that shit sketch
9. This isn't a question, this is just me telling y'all about the best kpop idol there is
The answer is Ten
Hi I'm Ten
No seriously, he's a queen
He's THE queen
Like the gayest, prettiest, thai-est (ok not really cause there are other thai idols, but idgaf Ten is the best), most talented amazingest idol ever
And given the option
I can't figure out if I would rather BE him
Or be WITH him
Cause honestly it could go either way
Like I would agree to have his babies in a heartbeat
And that's saying something, because I don't even want babies
But I feel like we could make some great wasian ones
10. What is Lindy's favorite TV show?
Bitch please, I don't watch TV
No seriously, it's called "Bitch, Please" and it's great, 10/10 would recommend and it's not just some weird asian shit
Some weird asian shit
I mean, yes, but that's awfully unspecific
Something gay
Something asian
Something gay AND asian
I'm the real OG and I'm here FTW
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