Will John hate it?

Human trafficking

Women

Ethan Hawke

Eating at restaurants

Instagram

Children singing

Beachwear

Chris Angel

Pergolas

Target

Elon Musk

Pumpkin

Saturday Night Live

Google

Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Springer

M&Ms

France

Whole Foods

Gobots

Shawshank Redemption

Baseball

Jalapeno Poppers

Yoga

Yoko Ono

Yo-yos

YOLO

Toto

Froyo

Poker

Playboy Magazine

Panda Express

Pot

Harry Potter

Pottery

Pottery Barn

Exercise

Golf

Ghost hunting shows

Ghostbusters

The Real Ghostbusters (The last one was about the cartoon with an ape in it. Too late. Your answer is locked in.)

Howard Stern

Green Tea

Online dating (as a concept)

Online dating (in reality)

Cloning

Bill Maher

John Mayer

The Maiar (pronounced my-are) - If you need a definition: the Maiar were near-priomordial spirits that descended into Arda to help the Valar first shape the World, and were later incarnated as wizards on Middle Earth

Earth

Bitcoin

Joaquin Phoenix

The Dark Phoenix

Rivers Cuomo

Anime

Brussels sprouts

Beavis and Butthead

Pluto (planet?)

Pluto (dog)

Pluto (Roman god)

Bluto (Popeye character)

Popeye's (chicken)

Plastic Surgery

Social Networking

Hunting

Spanking