Timarc Trivia: Resurrection
Timarc Trivia: Resurrection
Test your knowledge of Timarc's amusing journey through school life in this entertaining quiz filled with quirky questions and memorable moments!
- Chronologically organized from High School to University
- 100 engaging questions
- Multiple choice and checkboxes for varied responses
He's back again...
Oh boy, another one of those stupid quizzes!
And about time too!
So you're not going to greet me after all those months?
And that's about it!
Alright, I'll stop fooling around. We still have a lot of trivia left, a 100 questions actually! They're even chronologically ordered, starting with High School, then Cégep, and finally University!
Jeez, I'm sure there won't be any filler along the way
Wow, the quiz's production values sure went up with time!
Meanwhile, the quiz creator's school grades are going down the drain
I know everything about Timarc, 100 questions ain't got shit on me
How did Timarc open a door in High school?
Head first
Ass first
Dick first
Foot first
I like how there's not even an option for hand first!
Anconeus first
Why did Timarc switch to french horn in Grade 2?
Because he was one horny french
Because he couldn't reach position 7 in bed with the trombone
Because Timarc!
Because his parents forced him to change his instrument...ouch, I just realized this could mean something else
Which of these sports was Timarc best at in Grade 2?
Planking
Jackass Bowling
Rugby
Boat Builder
If Timarc were to do my perfume project in Grade 2 English, what would be the perfume's name?
Stench and Stenchibility
Gloria
Vanilla Paradise
The Fisherman's Choice
The Perform Perfume
The Seaman's Choice
How were Timarc's grades in Grade 2?
Awesome
Bad
Don't really know
Does it matter now?
In which of these Canada's Wonderland rides did Timarc NOT participate?
Vortex
Behemoth
Drop Tower
Dragon Fire
Wild Beast
Night Mares
Which of the following events happened during Timarc's trip to Toronto in Grade 2 (this is a multi choice question fyi, you might see more of these in the future)?
He watched Harry Potter 7 part 2 in the bus
He saw a random dude holding an "end of the world" sign
He ate a poutine at Canada's Wonderland
He was the hotel room key bitch
He was the best one of the group in the Laser Maze game
He saw his friend rape a monkey
Why was Timarc afraid of doors in Grade 3?
Because they kept blocking his future
I don't know what's the obscure reference here
Because he was always late in class, and he couldn't get inside
Because one of his fingers once got stuck between a door and the wall
How did Timarc build a catapult in Grade 3?
He did it by himself (and it's a secret)
He asked his friend's father to do it for him
It's hard to explain...I mean he had a passable grade for this project, but he pretty much didn't do jackshit
Click here to win a free catapult!!!!!!
How good was Timarc at badminton?
Err...meh?
I bet he doesn't even remember how good he was
Incredible, watching him made me feel dizzy
He could have been a beast...COULD HAVE!
What was the theme of Timarc's pinball machine in Grade 3 Science?
Timarc
Dungeons and Dragons
The Simpsons
Fire and Ice
What's Timarc biggest achievement in Grade 3?
He didn't do a bunch of homework
He got 2/5 for a biology work while I got 3/5
He pissed everyone at school by kicking coins and whatnot
He got lost in Chinatown
Timarc managed to pass a test about a book he never fully read in Grade 3. Is it the only time he ever cheated?
Yes
Maybe
No
Don't know
How many SJE dollars did Timarc collect in Grade 3?
100
0
14
Were they even a thing back then?
Zevenenveertig
1, to weep his eyes when he realized how pointless the Bravos were
Which of these locations did Timarc NOT visit during the New York trip in Grade 3?
Top of The Rock
South Street Seaport
Chinatown
Central Park
Yankee Stadium
Madame Tussauds
American Museum of Natural History
World Trade Center
(y)
What?
DAT AIN'T TIMARC!
Oooh is that a Laurendicus? These are so rare, how did you spot one in Time Square?
(y)
Which of these scientists was a friend to Timarc in Grade 3?
Lavoisier
Einstein
Hubble
Le Chatelier
Planck
Braun
Curie
None of the answers
What is wrong in this picture?
You tell me Doc!
The person who wrote this can't count for shit
Timarc isn't anywhere in this and the quiz is called Timarc Trivia
It brings back terrible memories of abuse
Most of the words are completly useless
Someone wrote the text with his left hand, because the text is going through the board
Which of these pictures best predict Timarc's future?
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How does Timarc slam?
By doing drugs
By jumping with the ball in his hand
What is this question?
I know it's probably a reference to that cringy text he co-wrote, but I feel like this answer won't cut it
A trombonist and a saxophonist walked multiple times into Timarc's place during the musical camp in Grade 4. Both of them sang a very racist Christmas song entitled "Rala, Ralalala la, Rala, Ralalala", but which one of them sang it the most times?
The trombonist
The saxophonist
Both sang it the same number of times
Tl;dr
Which of these album titles make a clear connection with one of Timarc's unfortunate encounters with Gros-Louis?
Let It Bleed
Animals
Appetite for Destruction
Stop and Smell the Roses
Rumours
Fresh Cream
What did we learned when Timarc did the Moscow dance in Grade 4?
Timarc has better Rag Doll physics than most games I've played
A dance can be so cringy, it cripples your arm, thus preventing you for playing volleyball forever
TO THE WINDOOOOW, TO THE FLOOOR!
It hurts
Nothing
What was the point of the Cookie lab in Grade 4 Science?
What was the point of any lab in Grade 4 Science?
To become a god at Cookie Clicker
It was pointless because Timarc wasn't involved in it
To see which cookie had the most white chocolate chips
Because of which school subject did Timarc receive this gift?
Music
History
Math
French
Religion
Science
English
Physical Education
None of the answers
U still mad bro?
Complete the following equation: Washington + friends = ...
Ménage à trois
Gamecube
Pillow fights
I don't know, I've never been to Washington
Which of the following weapons could be used to neutralize a Timarc in Grade 4?
Gros-Louis' nuts
Phosphate soap
A kicked coin
A laser pointer
Hydrogen peroxyde
Jesus' beard
La Big Croix
A train that can apparently carry two deadly gases at the same time
Which of these objects was NOT used by Timarc to model a gas in Grade 5 Chemistry?
Hot air balloon
Bike wheel
A chair
Actually, he didn't succeed in modeling one
Why did Timarc receive a prize during a Physics class in Grade 5?
Because he answered a bunch of Chemistry questions correctly
Because he was the best Bitch Please impersonator
Because he managed to answer Jesus' question admirably
Because Timarc!
In what class did Timarc mentioned something about a great pair of personalities?
Math
French
English
Ethics and Religious Culture
On April 11, 2014, Timarc had an English test. What was the number of the room where the exam took place?
209
155
I have better luck guessing a random number like 203
034
This is ridiculous, who is supposed to guess that out?
Outside
In the cafeteria
In the gym
134
213
None of the answers
I guess when you aim for a shit ton of questions, you eventually start to scrap the bottom of the barrel!
How much did Timarc have to pay for the Yearbook in High school?
50.00$
65.00$
69.69$
Whoa, what the hell is wrong with those random tricky questions?
Snell...
DESCARTES!
SNELLLLL?
JINX!
Yes I remember him, he co-created a a formula used to describe the relationship between the angles of incidence and refraction, when referring to light or other waves passing through a boundary between two different isotropic media, such as water, glass, or air
What was Timarc's favorite game in Grade 5 Physical Education?
Frisbee
Random project 101
Chest bras
Volleyball
Go Fish
None of the answers
How long did it take for Timarc's team to present their Terrorism documentary to Mr. Talbot?
A week too late
Three weeks too late
A month too late
Two months too late
Too long to count
They never did!
What did Timarc eat at the Grade 5 musical camp that was NOT present on the menu of the Grade 4 musical camp?
Pizza
Hot hamburger
Pouding chômeur
Classic breakfast
Which of these sentences were NOT written by Timarc during the final night before handing over the Big Bang project?
Sinon pageau m'avais parlé du site le big bang pour les nuls
Shit just got real bro
Les trains sont magnifiques
OMG it's purely beautiful
élémentaire mon cher watson
On manquait d'inspiration?
J'arrive pu à respirer XD
Mais on sera ensemble pour la vie!
Jdevais être sous crack que veux tu
Je déecte une maillettude de niveau 3, et c'est probablement moi
Pis t'as un ordi de pauvre ou quoi? Change la langue
Tu raidis mais virgule
Congratulations! You've just graduated from High School! Come on, Cégep is waiting for you!
YAY!
What would be your reaction if such a gentleman appeared suddenly in your proximity?
U wot mate?
What's up bro dawg?
*Looks pretty fuckable*
Sir, you've just made my panties drop!
Who was Timarc's partner in Chemistry throughout the first session of Cégep?
Teammate
Marc-André
Sara Boily
I actually don't remember
What is the one thing Timarc remember about "Multiform training and relaxation"?
B DOUBLE O T Y
The activities he has done
The ultimate failure that was his final work
Spinner!
How was Timarc's Linear Algebra teacher?
She was called Thérèse Bureau
Err...ok?
She was old...reaaaaally old
She was the hottest thing since sliced bread
During which month did Timarc meet Gabriel Sliger for the first time?
September
October
November
December
He never met him before the second session
None of the answers
Hey! Absolutely!
¬_¬ really?
Yes!
Man that must have been humiliating
Worüber sprichst du überhaupt?
Why was Timarc's Calculus class not mentionned up until now?
Because it was the most important class of the year
Because who gives a flying rat fuck about this class?
Because I'm pretty sure even Timarc forgot most of what he learned during that course
Because the questions are chronologically ordered, duh!
What was the first class that Timarc attended in Cégep?
Calculus
Chemistry
Linear Algebra
Litterature
Philosophy
Multiform training and relaxation
What was Timarc's favorite working place during the first year in Cégep?
The table near the exit
One of the tables in the lockers' room
The cafeteria
The Room
Speaking of that room, what were its notable features?
Two extremely comfy chairs
Two useless computers
Two fucking idiots
It was too small
One teacher that was always taking the entire room for himself
One of the computers was a Mac
A piece of paper that was used as a frisbee
A shit ton of books
How loud were the machines during the water plant visit in Chemistry II?
100 dB
So quiet, I could fall asleep next to them
So loud, they could cause permanent damage to your ears
WHAAAAAAAT?
Which of these substances was NOT in the Merck Index?
HCl
NH3
O2
Al(C9H6ON)3
What was wrong with one of the exams in Classical mechanics?
It was too hard
It had to be completed in two seperate days
Question 3 could be easily cheesed because of an oversight
It was started later than usual, since the teacher was also late
There were no explanations on rope physics
Nothing, it was just like the rest
What was cool about Timarc's Integral Calculus class?
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Who was the most memorable character of the final exam of the Classical mechanics class?
Snake the rope
The pilot and its plane
Marie the little girl
Hardcore Santa
Why did Timarc have a Bohr notebook in Chemistry?
Because Timarc!
Because he was bohred
Because he wanted to have mohr fun
Because he wanted to be like master Nohr
What was Timarc's final grade for the Fencing Class?
77
90
83
68
Where did Timarc lose a quarter of his points in Philosophy II?
There!
In the first exam
In the second exam
In the final writing test
In the mini-tests
No! Over there!
In which of the following school subjects did Timarc get better final grades than me?
Chemistry of solutions
Integral Calculus
Philosophy II
Physical Education II
French II
English II
Classical Mechanics
He never got better grades than me!
What was Timarc's locker number during the second year in Cégep?
490
491
492
493
494
495
496
497
498
499
Are you fucking kidding me?
You'll find the answer when solving this Python riddle:
res = 0
n = 5
for I in range(n):
n = 5
for I in range(n):
res += int((n + 3.3) ** 2 + 10 * (i + 1) + 0.10)
print(res + 1)
print(res + 1)
And no, don't try to use this answer for the question. You can only achieve greater success with actual efforts, you know.
Which acid was used to "wash" Normand's hands in Organic Chemistry?
H2SO4
HKPb
HCl
HNO3
HClO4
C4H2O4
What is the command used for DroiteStat in Excel?
RAAAH?
Annnnnnd suddenly, Timarc is stopped being mentionned yet again!
Ctrl Alt Shift
Ctrl Shift Enter
Which of these talents was NOT developed by Timarc in Organic Chemistry?
Ammonium Doser
Polygon Draftsman
Naturopathy
Chair Smith
Shirts Smeller
Acid Finder
Which of these concepts did Timarc not quite understand in the River project in Biology I?
Food web
Habitat quality index
Revitalization of the banks
Fecal coliform level
Wo hat Timarc in seiner Deutsch-Klasse die meisten Punkte verloren?
Ein kleiner Schnitzel Job
Abschließende Vortrags-Präsentation
Abschließender Schreibtest
Verdammt, wir sind hier ganz deutsch!
Dick Saugen Wettbewerb
Mario del Carmen Zamora Esquivel von Polka der minderjährige Fuckboy
Who was Timarc's teacher in Electricity and Magnetism?
Raymond Savard
Pierre Dargis
Patrick Dubuc
Stéphan Gaumont-Guay
Mathieu Genest
Christian Gourdeau
Pierre Labbé
Michel Lapointedetarte
Welchen Preis hat Timarc am Ende der Deutsch-Klasse gewonnen?
Ein leckeres Bier
Ein riesiges Hufeisen
Ein saftiger Vibrator
Ein geiles Huhn mit Staphylococcus aureus
What is this?
Emojis!!!
A graph shown in Timarc's Biology I class
A great summary for students all around the world
Organic Chemistry's circle of life
Which of the following was Timarc NOT forced to learn quickly in Organic Chemistry?
Classification of hydrocarbons
The Halogenated derivatives on page 11
The 13 functions on page 19
The names of the first 20 alkanes
You can't force Timarc not to learn something!
Timarc didn't learn anything in Organic Chemistry, because the teacher wouldn't let them take notes while he was talking
How many times did Timarc climb the staircase to go to his Physiology class in Cégep?
15
27
35
Nice try, but nobody's counting!
What was Timarc's first job during the Integrating Project in Cégep?
Collect data about benzene
Make the title page for the first presentation
Contact an expert on fossil fuels
Collect data about toluene
Find a study on possible cost reductions when using a pipeline
Search information on nuclear fission
During Timarc's fourth session in Cégep, which day of the week contained the most courses?
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Every day had the same number of courses
Which of the following body parts were hurt the most during Physics III class?
Anus and back
Head and ears
Dick and nose
Head and feet
Head and hands
Könnten Sie die Frage zumindest in meiner Muttersprache schreiben?
"In Natural Sciences, we're always tired because of constant homework, endless lab reports and stressful exams."
Amen
It's only torture and lies, but I like it
Man, that shit was said in the same class where a team became rap gods for a minute!
This should be written in huge bold letters when starting Cégep
What was complete nonsense in Timarc's Video Games class?
The teacher was female
There were no weaboos
Everyone was gaming while the teacher was talking
At least 5% of the class were Non-Gamers
Complete the following equation: Timarc + Swimming + x = Tiredness
X
Water polo
Fred Desch
Fapping
"Le sujet a très probablement été psychologiquement contraint à venir à la séance de 50 minutes en raison d'une combinaison à la fois de son absence de cours autres à cette journée ainsi qu'au stress potentiel que peut engendrer le sentiment d'intimidation de faire face à un tuteur."
#Burn
This is some grade A poetry from Timarc!
Man, Timarc was a dick back then!
Tl;dr
What was Timarc's answer to the following question: "Will Anne-Emmy have a fever? If yes, explain how the adequate dose of IL-1 responsible for the fever will be produced."
Yes
No
Yes, because when secreted in larger quantities, IL-1 is a mediator of inflammation, entering the bloodstream and causing fever, inducing synthesis of acute phase proteins, and initiating metabolic wasting.
Yes, because Interleukin-1 is responsible for resetting the temperature regulating mechanism at a higher level and thus causing fever, for the induction of the release of ACUTE PHASE PROTEINS, and for promoting the absorption of bone by OSTEOCLASTS.
What was going through Timarc's head at this very moment?
"I've no fucking idea where I am"
"As you can see, the later method is more cost effective"
"Shit, did I finish my part for the article?"
"Smile for the camera"
"Crap, we've not seen the teacher on Thursday!"
"I can't wait to be done with this shit"
Wow, you've managed to graduate from Cégep! But! It's time for University, mwahahaha!
Thank fucking god!
What happened during the 9th class in Biomecanical?
Nothing, just like every time!
There wasn't a 9th class, it was just a bunch of videos
Timarc managed to not fall asleep once
Martin "Ph.D" Simoneau cracked open someone's cell phone
Hey hey!
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What are the origins of the semispinalis cervicis muscles by Cynthia "Relativement" Brouillard's standards?
The transverse processes of T1-T6
Thoracolumbar fascia
3rd-7th ribs
Somewhere in the gluteal region
What are the missing words in the following sentence: Yoyo Ultimate ... Power Spin The Wheel.
Metabolic and Horse
Catabolic and Ultra
Metabolic and Nonstop
Anabolic and Spinner
What was added super fast during Joanisse's Physiology I class?
Tiredness
Important concepts
Transitions between slides
Pyruvate
How did Timarc learn to become an astronaut when watching Ronaldo's video?
By watching Ronaldo's incredible jumping technique
By watching Ronaldo performing in the dark
By learning about Samozino's formula
By learning about Master Nor's techniques
Which exercise learned by Timarc can help you see doubles?
Goblet squat
Good morning
External rotation of the hip
Arabesque
How many times did Timarc use Jing during Physical Activity and Health Habit class?
2
3
4
Man did that program sucked!
At what thing was Francis "Crinqué" Lalime pointing when he was doing Andréane's test?
The body part where he wanted to take it
Which exercise he wanted to do next
Effort's perception scale
I don't know, the image's too blurry!
What is even happening in this picture?
Armageddon
The birth of a new life
Photo bomb of the century
Timarc's brain meltdown
Parasitism
All of the answers
Hey, where's the picture gone to?
Oh, I don't know what you're talking about...
It was removed, along with the old questions, because the answers didn't make any sense
Outside to get some fresh air
It was blocked by Article 13
Soooooo, how are you gonna be able to reach the 100 questions mark now?
With filler questions
With totally original questions about Timarc's childhood
You're underestimating my power...maybe!
I won't be able to unfortunately ;(
What would Timarc say if he was dating a North Korean girl?
˄는 몸이 좋구나
Answer censored by North Korea's censorship
Send nukes
SUCK ON-UH MY JAPANESE DICK-UH!
How drunk was Timarc at Kin Camp?
So drunk, he almost drowned in the lake
So drunk, he thought gay showers were a normal idea
So drunk, he started to harass women and tried to get in their pants
So drunk....zzzzzz
What is the one thing Timarc and his Kin crew stand against with?
Lazy clients
Fitfat people
Banana republic leaders
Lack of motivation and time to workout
How self-aware is this quiz?
Not by much, if you're asking this question
So much, I can feel it inside my head!
About 42%
What happened when Timarc left his seat belt stuck in the passenger door of my car?
Nothing really...
I strangled him the day after with the seat belt
The door opened while I was turning
It was screaming in pain
Why did Timarc send me this picture on 2016-12-29 (09:00 PM)
To sell it on the dark web
To celebrate my victory over my Anatomy Class
Just so I could hang it on my wall
To use for my quizzes
Whoa, you've made it to the end it seems! So here's my final question...will there ever be another Timarc Trivia game?
I will milk this franchise as I much as I can!
Nope, this is the last one...fortunately!
Yes, but it's gonna be the last one
Yes and it's gonna be called Timarc Trivia : The Sequel No One Asked 4
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