"Me and my clothes, bitch, I'm washing me and my clothes."
"Myself."
"I'm washing myself, bitch."
"My clothes."
*Pours water*
"Hello?"
"What the fuck?"
"OMG."
"Ahh."
"...Hey"
"Heyy."
"Sah dude."
"What?"
"Hi?"
"There I was..."
"Honey mustard on my titties."
"Ketchup on my titties."
"Ranch on my titties."
"Barbeque sauce on my titties."
"I'm in me mum's car..."
"Boom Boom"
"Broom Broom"
"Vroom Vroom"
"Vrooom"
"What the fuck---"
",Kevin"
",Richard."
",Joe."
", Adam."
"You ready to fucking die?!"
"I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me."
"Yes."
"No, I'm not."
"Im a bad bitch, kill me."
"There's only one thing worst than a rapist.."
"Boom, two rapists."
"Boom."
"Boom, a child."
"Boom, a penis"
"I said whoever threw that paper-"
"You're a hoe."
"Your mum's a hoe."
"Fuck You."
"Throw some mo'"
"Ayy it's ya boy-"
"Skinny penis."
"Penis."
"Steve."
"Skinny neck."
"OMG they were..."
"Friends."
"Roommates."
"Dating."
"Fucking."
"So, no..."
"love?"
"hands?"
"kissing?"
"head?"
"Road work ahead-"
"Turn left."
"Oh no, not again."
"Ahh yea, I sure hope it does."
"Greaatt, the traffic."
"All over the world, people are dying of starvation, Africa, Asia-"
"THE FUCKING M-25!"
"THE FUCKING I-95!"
" FUCKING AMERICA!"
"FUCKING ENGLAND!"
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