Build-a-Cult!

Name:

First off, your cult needs a name.

The Happy Heaven Enjoyers

The Secret Society of Sweetie Pies

The Average Guys

The Evil Idiots

Speaking of names, what's yours?

Dr. Papa

Joe

Squimpy Sr.

Lady Ruler

What's your catchy slogan?

Our God is sometimes great!

We are one!

W̷̨̤̩̗̠̠̹͎̭̓̈̒̂̿͐̀̈́̒̓̂͐͂̓̇̓̄̃̉̎͛̿̊͛̂̚̚͜ͅȩ̸̪̫͚̫͕̰̭̩͈̅̇̔́̌̽͌̓͂̿͑̌̑͑́̃͘̚͜ ̵̢̢̤͈̙͖͇̜̲̰̟̙̱̟̺̝͓̗̰̟̥͂̉͋͒͆̒͗͒͜͠a̴̡̡̡̮̖̖̻̻͎͕̳̥͚̻̺̳̦̩̦͆̓͊̊̒̈́͝͝r̸̨̙̼̯̭͖̞̥̩̮̜͐̀͋́͌͛̈̈́͘͠͝ĕ̷̢̜̰̯̱̖̜̘̝̠͔͎̤̝̠̤̫͚̤͙͈̓̈́̏͋̃̎̑̂̑̆͊͑̇̃͆͝ͅ ̸̡̢̧̡̧̨̘̲̣̹͕̝̱̭̮͎̦̣̯͓̇͐̀͒̅͑̀͗̆͂̋̅͒́̽̕͜͝ͅo̸͕̿̀̏̐́̽̅̿̄͛͝ṉ̵̨̡̰̹̤̠̇͛̊͂̂͑̑̋̉̽͝͝e̵̢̛͚̻͉̟̘͍͆͊̀̃̿̔̄̀͛̇̽̾̓̾͊̔͐̚͘͝!̶̧̢̙̱̜̫̯̹͖̝̼̦͔̰͍͕͓̐̽̃͂́͑̅̏͒̈͋̒͐̏̃̿̒͂̆͊̅̆̾͂͒́͝

I am great!

Pick a cute activity to lead your members in!

Glossolalia (speaking in tongues)

A game of badminton

Felting small mice

A treacherous hike

Going on a national recruitment tour, you finally reach the South. What's your opening line?

Howdy folks!

Hey dudes.

Wow! You have so many ready to join. How will you commemorate their conversions?

I will kick them really, really hard in the shins.

I will give them new names!

I will do that thing old-timey knights did.

I will call them "stupid idiots".

Let's celebrate! What's on your feast's menu?

"Oven Baby"

Eggs!

Domino's Pizza

"Goobgorp"

Time to give your speech! What voice are you using?

A paternalistic tone

Valley Girl!

the “exaggerated baritones of newscasters”

My indoor voice

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