Which Screwfix Member Are You?

Your shift starts at 6:30am, do you...

Arrive at 6:15

Arrive at 6:25

Turn up with a minute to spare

You see something in the warehouse that is wrong, do you...

Stop and fix it

Report it to someone

Close your eyes and carry on as it might have been you

You just don't spot it in the first place

You walk into an invisible cloud that smells like someone's dinner from the day before, do you...

Bite on your lip and carry on

Make a song and dance about it

Call someone out with accusations

Keep quiet as your remembering how tasty that curry was

There's dirty washing up in the staff room, do you...

You're on tills and the queue is growing, you know there are no free colleagues to assist, what do you do?

Get on with it and get through the queue as fast as you can

Carry on as normal serving the customers

Continuously ring the bell, even after a reply explaining it will be a few minuets before someone is available. (The Bells, The Bells!)

What mood do you turn up to work in?

Dancing, everything is great

Another day another dollar

Is it home time yet

We can do this Team Caxton, lets smash it

It's the end of your shift and you're about to leave the building, what mood are you in?

Dancing, everything is great

Another day another doller

That was a shit show but we did it

We've done it, Go Team Caxton

You're in work and feeling hungry, which of these do you do?

Eat your lunch on your break

I'm ordering McDonald's

McDonald's, I'm in for that

Go get McDonald's and not telling anyone

You're serving a Screwfix customer buying plumbing goods, they have a company name on their top next to a Gas Safe logo and they are talking about the job they need to finish because they have a bathroom to start working on next week. Do you...

Ask about Plumbfix

Shout out to a Trade team member

Think to yourself "Shall I play Mario tonight? I haven't done that for a while"

You're customer asks if we sell a thingamajig to fit a thingamabob to his whatamajig, do you...

Work the problem using the catalogue and your learnt knowledge

Tell them that you don't know what their on about

Call Steve

You are Steve