Which one of you bitches knows me best
Discover Your Connection with Maya
Ever wondered how well you know Maya? Test your knowledge with this fun and engaging quiz that explores her dreams, emotions, and quirks!
- Answer multiple-choice questions about Maya's favorite things
- Learn more about Maya's unique personality and fantasies
- Challenge your friends to see who knows her best!
What is maya's fantasy (not dirty...anna.)
All of the above
Living in New York ( rundown part in a tiny little apartment) and having that la vie Boheme as a writer or journalist and just let her creativity run while. I live with my massive shaggy dog that I adopted. Currently writing my debut play and working in the second hand bookstore.
Storming the White House and dismantling the patriarchy and the criminal justice system because its FUCKED up, oh, also I'm wearing a giant ballgown and doc martins :)
Running away in a caravan and living that granola lifestyle, living neither here nor there and just travelling where the wind takes me.
Leaving this fucked up capitalist society and running away to the woods where I will befriend all the animals and end up becoming a sorceress who people write novels about.
Cottage core.
Dead :)
What makes maya cry the most?
Winnie the pooh
Mama mia
Bambi
That villain guy from "who framed Roger rabbit"
Ms Lorton
MATH (specifically at the kitchen table with her father.)
The song of achilles ( daisy you know what I'm talking about)
Not knowing what she even wants in life
Her own reflection
The fact that whenever she tries to cook something always goes wrong not matter how hard she tries
When she doesn't have sugar for her tea
When she spills her morning coffee all over herself
Toy story
The fact that none of us believe in Santa Claus or the tooth fairy anymore
The fact that her bestfrend for the majority of her childhood was actually FAKE and her mom pretending to be her.
Her own reflection.
Every single tiny thing she's ever done in her life, which she spends her countless nights overanalysing.
When she gets a bad grade DESPITE the fact that she tells all her friends that grades aren't a true reflection of intelligence and don't mean anything.
All of the above
What is maya's favourite novel/novels?
Pride and prejudice
Jane eyre
Harry Potter series
Everything I never told you
The handmaids tale
The secret history
Fancy Nancy
What is maya's favourite way to deal with her emotions
Self deprecation (often in the form of jokes)
Re-watching Edward Scissorhands
Making muesli
Make a cup of tea or chai tea
Dance/giving herself a lot of work to ignore said emotions)
Re--watch old vines that give me serotonin
Dance to mr bright side and SCREAM it at my dog.
Create a Pinterest board for her future, which ever one she's vining with at that moment.
Cut hair.
Contemplate running away to Budapest (idk why Budapest Its just always been the answer)
Grocery store
Lol I forgot to put a correct or wrong answer here.
Peace signs.
What is the song that give Maya the most serotonin?
"Leaving Hogwarts" John Williams
Mr Brightside
Out of the Woods
Man or muppet? From the muppets
Cemetery Gates- the smiths
Bet on It- troy bolton
Defying Gravity
The How To Train Your Dragon soundtrack (specifically Romantic Flight)
What is maya's favourite beverage?
Coffee (milk and sugar)
Some crazy sweet caffeinated drink with caramel or chocolate or smith crazy.
Tea (milk + sugar)
The blood of those who've wronged the people she love
Apple juice
Baileys
Rosé (yes, I am a wine mom)
The elixir or life
Draught of the living death
Orange juice.
What's maya's fav "fantasy" at the moment (yes Anna,) (all consensual Okay- that should be a given but it's important to be to make sure thats know)
Professor of literature meet in a bookstore on a School holiday and were the only ones on campus... (I'm sorry y'all)
Musician/busker on the street
Tortured artist who is extremely toxic but reads and writes poetry about me.
Meet someone whilst travelling the world.
Timothée chalamet
The dad from modern family (I KNOW- I'M ASHAMED TOO)
Run away and live in the mountains.
What's maya's favourite Harry Potter character
Harry Potter
Hermione granger
Professor trelawney
Snape
Lucius's hair
George weasley (cause Fred's dead..ANNA)
Luna Lovegood
Ron's Dress Robes
Trevor
The toothbrush or whatever it is George has in his "ear" when he says the iconic "morning."
The little hair tie thingy that Dumbledore(Michael gamin era) uses to tie his beard.
Merlin's saggy left..
Lauren Lopez.
What is Maya's favourite subject?
MATH *cries with laughter as I beat myself with the calculator hoping this will help me acquire some math skills*
English (yes, I am emotionally reliant on this class)
History....
Debates in mr milli's class
The worst subject ever aka "French"
Feminism.
BiOloGy
Art (aka the workshop for the devils)
What is maya's star sign?
Scorpio
Pisces
Taurus
Leo (NO- don't even dare)
Capricorn
Aquarius
Libra
Who is maya's favourite old white man?
David Attenborough
Bernie Sanders
Ian McKellen.
Jason Isaacs ( just look at his instagram)
Colin Firth.
What us maya's favourite moment or piece of history.
The Witch Craze (Europe)
Funny philosophy facts like how plato was built like a pro wrestler which is probably why nobody questioned his philosophy.
The many misadventures of Mary shelly, Percy Bryce Shelly and the man, the myth, the legend; Lord Byron
Greek Mythology ( I know its tech not history but still)
Weird art history, these artists were crazy...
The Russian revolution.
How does Maya want her death to be commemorated (this question was suggested by my father)
Her ashes be put into fireworks and have them fired into the night on a full moon.
Ashes mixed with the person she loves the most (daisy knows what I'm talking about)
Be turned into a tree, idk how they do this but I saw it somewhere and di think its a really neat idea.
Have her ashes become a part of a coral reef (idk I read this somewhere)
Have the ashes be made into the pages of her favourite books so that she can be in her favourite literary world.
Make someone carry me around with them forevermore
Create a vinyl record that plays cemetery gates on repeat.
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