Which Character on The Haves and the Have Nots Are You?

How do you feel about, well...a bus?

I don't have a car, so it's the only way I get around.

I don't care about a bus.

I hate them. Why do I need a bus pass? And why doesn't this bus go to my campaign headquarters?

I wouldn't be caught DEAD on a bus.

What was the last reason you were hospitalized?

Some white boy hit me with his car and almost killed my ass.

Overdose. Withdrawal. Take your pick.

I tried to take my own life...that bitch drove me to it!

Severe illness.

Do you drink alcohol?

I don't drink.

I don't drink anything BUT alcohol.

I like a scotch every now and then.

I'm drunk right now...you tell me.

How do you feel about your son?

My son is the light of my life!

He is gay, but I love him anyway.

He's a screwup but damn if I won't make someone else take the fall for all things he's done wrong.

He's better off with foster parents because I can't take care of him and my mother is NOT going to get him!

What is your financial status?

I'm an heiress. Didn't you already know?

If my spouse has money, I have money.

I'm worth about 25 million...on paper. *wink*

I'm broke. But one day God said the lion will lay down with the lamb! I praise him!

Your husband or wife is cheating on you. What do you do?

That's not true.

I don't care. I'm cheating, too.

Kill him or her AND the lover!

You mean, cheating WITH me, not ON me. And we're not married.

Did you go to college?

I pretended to go.

Yes, it's where I met my spouse.

I went to the parties.

I didn't even go to high school.

Who do you trust?

My spouse. Unconditionally.

No one!

My grandbaby and the Lord.

Everyone, until I get a reason not to.

You most expensive item: how did you get it?

It was a gift, of course.

I saved up for it and bought it!

On a con.

I just borrowed it and never gave it back?

Tell me about your closest friend.

I bought her.

I don't trust the bitch.

I love him. I love him. I love him.

He's terribly flawed, but I try to see the good in him.

Which Character on The Haves and the Have Nots Are You?

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