Which Dead Poet Are You Based On Irrelevant Questions

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Which Dead Poet Are You?

Take a whimsical journey through a series of irreverent questions designed to uncover which dead poet resonates with your soul. Whether you're all about the cheese or you fancy yourself a lover of the cryptid world, this quiz has a little something for everyone!

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Speaking of Hozier... Pick a lyric

And I couldn't whisper when you needed it shouted

Cause with my mid-youth crisis all said and done/I need to be youthfully felt/'cause God I never felt young

We tried the world/good God, it wasn't for us

Power has been cried by those stronger than me/Straight into the face that tells you to/Rattle your chains if you love being free

You don't have to sing it nice, but honey sing it strong/At best, you'll find a little remedy/At worst, the world will sing along

I fell in love with the fire long ago

Would things be easier if there was a right way? Honey, there is no right way

We'll lay here for years or for hours, your hand in my hand, so still and discreet

Which Mamma Mia opinion do identify most strongly with?

They had to make Harry gay because he's Colin Firth and could actually sing and therefore was the most obvious choice

Rosie really said let me live my best life and published a highly successful cook book and got the dude she'd been in love (who owns a boat and she'll be able to travel the world for free) since she was in her twenties

The younger counterparts look nothing like their canonical looks in the first movie which is an issue because could you imagine if Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again was the same but Bill, Harry and Sam were in their natural hippie and rocker states

Sky and Sophie shouldn't have ended up together because he had to sacrifice his dreams and also his face annoys me

Tanya and Rosie were lesbians

Despite the fact I am not a theatre kid, I can say with confidence Mamma Mia is the greatest musical of all time

It's a good movie, I don't really have any strong opinions on it though

Waterloo as a song hit so different and all these basic hoe's are here still singing dancing queen letting the masterpiece that is Waterloo go under-appreciated

What's your greatest fear out of these oddly specific examples

That you'll be on your deathbed and be filled with regret for all the life you didn't live

That a single failure will lead to an uncontrollable butterfly effect destroying your entire future and preventing you from achieving any ambitions you had

That no matter what you tell yourself, you'll never be able to pursue your passion because of the capitalist society we live in will eventually pressure you into prioritising money and material possessions over your own happiness

That ultimately your existence is meaningless and that if you died the nothing would change

That no-one could ever truly love you because deep down you see how broken and incomplete you are and know that eventually anyone you love will see it too

That there's nothing special about you and everyone sees you as apart of the scenery rather than the subject

That you'll fall in love so deeply that you prioritise that person over the entire world and in the process have to let go of all the parts of life worth living

That everyone secretly hates you but keep you around anyway and whenever you speak there's a voice in their heads telling you to shut up

Which Dead Poet Are You Based On Irrelevant Questions

Which Dead Poet Are You?

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