If you were a lamp, what type of lamp would you be?
A tall, sexy lamp that has divorced 4 times
A short, voluptuous lamp that needs a new bulb
That murderous pixar lamp
Horse Lamp
If your soulmate turned into a worm, what would you do?
Turn into a worm with them
Break up with them
It depends on what type of worm
Mercy kill them to put them out of their misery
If there was a zombie apocalypse, what would you ACTUALLY DO?
Die immediately
Die in a few weeks
Go live somewhere secluded and go bonkers
Die but in a cool way like kamikaze pilots
Do you like sauce?
No
Yes but just a little
Yeah, a moderate amount
MY SHIT BE SWIMMIN IN DAT SAUCE. DROWNINGG. BASICALLY GOTTA DRINK MY FOOD.
pick an aesthetic
clown core
rabid wolf core
midwestern gothic
midwestern mormon
Which one were you in a past life?
poor little Victorian orphan boy who died of something dumb like peanut allergy
Gay pirate
Cave person who just liked making music with sticks
Ninja!!!
Can you whistle?
Yes
Yes but poorly
No #1
No #2
Pick a worm
Earthworm
Inchworm
Tapeworm
Roundworm
In a horror movie, which person would you be?
The swamp witch
The one that figure out who the murderer is but dies before you can tell anyone
The one who falls a lot like a clumsy fool but ends up surviving
The child that gets possesed
When's the last time you pooped?
Right now
A few hours ago
yesterday..or the day before that
poop? I stopped pooping years ago. My asshole is used strictly for pegging.
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