Which Biped Are You?

You’re strolling on the beach when you suddenly spot a shiny object buried in the sand. You:

Get super excited and run to it immediately—it’s my lucky day!

Ignore it completely—it’s probably just a penny.

Run back to your friend to tell them all about it.

Examine it from afar before getting any closer—you never know.

It’s a rainy Sunday afternoon. You’re most likely:

Going out for a walk regardless—that’s why we have umbrellas!

Staying in and enjoying your favorite book/movie/game with a warm cup of coffee.

Pulling out your weights and getting your daily workout in.

Taking this as an opportunity to get ahead of next week’s work.

You’re ordering ice cream, and your friend recommends a brand new flavor you’ve never tried before. What do you do?

A brand new flavor? Count me in!

I stick to what you already know and like—ain’t got time for surprises!

Just add an extra scoop on top of everything you usually get.

I prompt my friend to buy it instead—I’ll just have a little taste.

You’re planning a hiking trip. What do you put in your backpack first?

Coffee, sandwiches, and plenty of energy drinks!

Extra clothes and an emergency kit!

My phone!

A map, of course!

Your birthday’s just around the corner. How are you planning to celebrate?

I’m already celebrating—here’s a beer!

I’ll invite a few friends over as usual.

I expect my family/friends to take care of everything—I just wanna have fun!

I’ve already planned every hour of my special day—wanna see?

Your favorite singer/band is throwing a one-off concert in the middle of the week. What’s the first thing you do?

Book your tickets immediately—what if they sell out?

Call your boss and ask for a day off.

Call your best friend to let them know.

Carefully examine your schedule to make sure you can make it.

If you could have a superpower, what would it be?

Supersonic speed!

Instant language mastery!

Food conjuring!

Invisibility!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

I ate the chicken first.

The egg, of course.

I’m vegan.

That’s a dumb question.

Wheels or doors?

Definitely doors!

Probably wheels.

Probably doors.

Definitely wheels!

What’s your favorite Biped accessory?

The chicken cap!

The reading glasses!

The magician hat!

The safety hat!