DK_OH, SO YOU’RE A LOBSTER NOW_01.06.2018

You click your claws – and yes. You are literally a lobster now, believe it or not.

Fake news

Oh, I’ve believed weirder conspiracies

I’ve been on weirder dates tbh

I’m gonna go with believe NOT – WHAT?!

You see the other lobsters around you on the ocean floor and you feel different somehow.

Yeah, they’re on a different server?

Oh no, is this a goth app?

Different as in better, right?

Yeah look, that’s because I AIN’T NO LOBSTER

You approach them, claws eagerly clicking.

One click per selfie

Wait, am I stuck in a GIF again?

They always are, fam. They always are

Eagerly, dramatically. You decide

Honestly, you’re really doing this lobster thing well. They all eagerly click back at you.

Let’s steam things up, meow

One click per selfie – with me

I preferred the goat simulator tbh

My claws are pretty stylish actually

The other lobsters like that you’re a bit... different.

Follow for follow?

Oh no – am I goth??

I bring ALL the good memes to this party

Yeah, it’s called fashion, sweetie. Look it up

Eh, wow. One of them is even trying to lobster-flirt with you?!

Check your DMs

Stand in line, crustacean

Yeah, we matched earlier?

BLOCK

They need to remember you, that much is clear. You build a sand castle.

Aha no, it’s just a filter

Sand is like a lot of tiny diamonds

Sand is like a lot of pixels

THEY build TWO sand castles for ME

Ah – you’re starting to feel less lobster! Look back at your lobster-life, reflect.

This app makes me feel fuzzy feelings

Wait we can still date right?

1 like 1 lobster?

I’ve always felt less lobster tbh

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