Here it is! Clare's official birthday quiz!

Clare's Birthday Bash Quiz

Welcome to Clare's official birthday quiz! Test your knowledge about Clare's special day and see how well you know her celebrations.

Are you ready to discover:

10 Questions2 MinutesCreated by LaughingClown57

Today is Clare's birthday!! How old is she?

Time is an illusion that has fallen apart over the course of the last few years. To continue the attempts to keep track of time is silly.

What is the first thing Clare asked Eric this morning?

Did you just fart?

Did I just fart?

Is this too many farts?

Is this too many ruffles?

How long of a nap did Clare get today?

Long enough.

Not long enough.

Long enough for the kids to forget that their mother just wanted a little bit of quiet time for crying out loud,

Never long enough.

Which donut was Clare's favorite today?

Donut with Oreo crumbles.

Donut with maple frosting.

Donut with raspberry swirl.

Donut make so much noise I'm trying to take a nap.

For her birthday, Clare treated herself to a strawberry

Foot scrub

Shampoo

Lip balm

Margarita

Clare also got a special treat from the gas station today. What was it?

Lottery tickets.

A fountain pop.

Potato chips.

Gas. (Insert standard complaint about gas prices here.)

Eric made brownies for Clare today. They were made with

Love.

Pot, aka marijuana

Morrison's leftover applesauce from dinner last night.

All of the above.

The kids also made something for Clare today. What was it?

Birthday cards.

A bit of a mess.

An effort to actually get dressed.

All of the above.