Engineer Humor Quiz
Engineer Humor Quiz
Test your knowledge and sense of humor with our Engineer Humor Quiz! This quiz is designed for engineering students and anyone who enjoys a good laugh while exploring the quirks of engineering culture.
Challenge yourself with 16 fun and lighthearted questions that cover a wide range of topics, including:
- Engineering stereotypes
- Funny scenarios
- Quirky engineering facts
- Humorous comparisons
Which of the following is the slowest?
Snail
UCD website when results come out
Sloth
Tortoise
Who would win in a fight
Chris 'Big boy' boyd
Vlad 'the lad' Lobaskin
An entire class of toddlers
12 million volts to the brain
Which is more useless?
Multivariable calculus
The opinion of non-engineers
The box of free Condoms in the engineering building
Most common engineering quote:
"No way Im going out tonight, it's week 2"
"Ha ha, yeah lad haven't started yet either"
"I get you but my stream is by far the toughest"
"We only have 52 hour weeks this semester, better than last semester at least"
Whats the riskier strategy:
Admit you like your crush after 2 years of talking
Leaving an entire module to the night before the exam
Squeezing through to the next year with 6 "D-"s
What's a civil engineer's favourite hobby?
Eating sand
Eating sand
Eating sand
Who works harder?
A commerce student
The Devil
The lab TA doing the whole lab for you
What medical device uses the natural magnetic properties of the body to form images.
MRI
Ultrasound
PET scan
CAT scan
Which US president did graduate work in reactor technology and nuclear physics?
Gerald Ford
Dwight Eisenhower
Donald Trump
Jimmy carter
The actor of which of the following characters has a masters in electrical engineering?
Hermione Granger
Mr. Bean
Princess Leia
Sherlock Holmes (the TV series)
What field of engineering involves manipulating materials on an atomic or molecular level?
Nanotechnology
Quantum mechanics
Solid State devices
Best place to cry?
Secret lake
Engineering toilets
The back of the lecture hall
Internally
Most useful tool for engineers
Calculator
Pencil :)
Chegg.com
The recommended reading
Anyones worst nightmare:
Falling while your asleep
Spiders crawling over your body
"This MCQ will negatively marked"
Being burned alive
Best excuse for handing something in late
Attacked by UCD swans
Slow wifi/technical difficulties
Extenuating circumstances
You forgot daylight savings exist
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