what moomin character r u but its tumblrcore

what is going to sleep like for you

i knonk out. like i just fucking put my head on the pillow and pass out i might as well be dead

i spend at least four hours a night staring into the abyss and being 5 seconds away from an anxiety attack

i cry myself to sleep emo style

i....sleep normally idk

i spend half the night on my phone to avoid spending half my time staring into the abyss and being 5 seconds from an anxiety attack

i listen to music or audiobooks before bed so that i forget i am trying to sleep because if i remember, the anticipation will consume me and i have a chance of never sleeping again

i fall asleep but i cant stay asleep! help me!

how much do you use the internets?

i am on the internet right now. hi

a normal amount mind your business

an amount most people older than 40 would consider unhealthy and terrifying, but most people i know think is fairly normal

i hate the internet why would anyone ever use that shit

memes

the internet is so ingrained in our lives that i could avoid it if i tried. i can never escape. sometimes i want to sit down and live life but all i can hear is youtubers fake crying and fortnite sound effects!!!

i use the internet when i am bored i guess.

are you a morning person?

NO and i own clothing that announces it to the world. everyone needs to know this fact about me.

when i wake up i am an ass to everyone and yes they have to suffer

i TRY to be

yes the morning is the only time i can do anything ever

does it even matter dude

i wake up looking like a deceased corpse filled with maggots, that died in the woods specifically. you can tell by the hair.

i love mornings! I wake up as early as possible so i can enjoy the quiet and freedom!

can you cook

I could burn a sandwich. Not toast. a sandwhich. a fucking sandwich NO toaster involved. its a skill. a reverse skill.

i can follow a recipe, and perhaps make it taste like the intended food item.

does making tea count?

i am scared of the oven. it makes eye contact with me. it wants me to try to use it so it can burn my entire arm to the bone and i wont let it. some sacrifices have to be made to keep your hands.

i consider myself a pretty great cook! or at least good enough for people to like my cooking!

i have godlike cooking powers. yes i am a witch. yes i enchant my food. the enchantment is love <3

i throw whatever i can into a bowl and hope it dsnt kill me or activate my gag reflex in a noticeably embarrassing way

i can cook like two specific things. i do not remember if i have ever branched out. i can cook like two specific things.

i am trying to learn :,)

music

only the ringing in my ears

what

love that

sometimes i hear a faint buzzing noise but then i remember not to knowledge the television static, because the real world is so much worse

i am cooler than everyone because i play multiple instruments

i have played a music yes

i clicked "most" on the "do you want to play an instrument" option on the mbti test

i know. one music. one instrument. i do not plan further

would you kill god?

mercilessly, with all the hatred in my soul

i already have.

i don't believe in god, so obviously not!

no i like god

that joke is rude to religious people

no??? cuz if i did he might come back and be pissed at me!!

someone challenges you to a fight? wht do you do???

i run away and probably cry

try to talk them down

BEAT THEM UP DUH

in theory i would love to sound cool and say i would i fight them but i am physically weak and also a coward

report them to someone for threatening violence

DEPENDS on why we are fighting. if it is a dumb reason, bye. if it is a dumb reason im passionate about, theyre fucking getting on it

how open r u about ur life?

nobody knows what state i was born in or what my favorite color is

i fear every time i open my mouth, for it will inevitably lead to me sharing every piece of information i possibly could about myself

i tell people what i think they should know

i talk enough about myself that you- THINK im oversharing but you'll NEVER knowmy innermost thoughts, bitch

i tell people what i am asked, unless it makes me uncomfortable

how angry do you get when one of these lameass quizzes asks you for a pop culture reference

i just straight up leave the quizz. fuck off, fuck you, i dont know a word youre talking about

i get anxious because what if my result gets TOTALLY changed and is wrong as hell because ive never listened to a whatever-mendes song or watch more than one live action netflix original?????

i just get. soguckfing so fuckging angry. i fucking. i fucking hate that. why do you think i KNOW stuff? do you think everyone has the same tastes as you? fucktard?

i dont mind i just guess that shit

i dont know what im doing ever

i actually know these pop culture references, so i dont mind at all! i do, in fact, go feral over taylor swift lyrics

have you ever shopped in a store?