Are you a simp?
You're talking to a girl and she accidentally spills her drink on your GUCCI FLIP FLOPS! How do you react?
Throttle that Slut!
Laugh.
Apologize for being in the drinks way!
All of the above! (wait... what?)
You walk into the new Subway to try their new sub, and you see a woman who will shortly be at the door, what do you do?
Hold the door open for her, fully expecting to get your dick sucked.
Hold the door open for a brief second, then close it just before she arrives at the door.
Who fucking cares? I just want to get my hands on Subway's new Schmeat sub!
Ready an Action to attack her when sh'es in melee range.
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