What MAKER Toastie Are You? [Magically Developed; Scientifically Proven]

On your way to MAKER to buy a toastie, you meet a wizard, he is flexing, what do you do?
You feel like he is trying to make a point about your tiny forearms and stand there awkwardly
You don't have time for wizards and go to walk past him.
You flex right back.
Offer to pay him for his toastie secrets
Say you didn't realise we were shooting a calendar here and pop your shirt off.
Smile politely but avoid eye contact
Take a sip on your hipflask.
Say "Omg did we match on tinder lol"
Narrow your eyes at this macho show pony
Eat a chip out of your pocket
Clearly impressed by you, the wizard smiles coquettishly and asks, "If you wanna be my lover, you have to get with...?"
My Lizard Hips
My Enemies
My Friends
"Seriously, I will pay you for your toastie secrets."
My Biceps
My Coping Mechanisms
My Homebrewed Potions
"U tell me bb ;)"
My Horse
My Pocket Chips
The wizard produces a magic mirror, he blushes and says it will show you whatever you desire. You see:
A Fresh Triceratops Corpse
A world without this annoying wizard
Nothing, you've got it all!
"Cool mirror, but I'm talking cash up front for toastie specifications."
You, But Even More Ripped
Your Bed
A Toilet Because You Just Need To Chill For A Sec
"idk I see a rly muscley wizard ;) lol"
Justice
Chips
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