Payton
Discover Payton: The Ultimate Quiz
Think you know Payton? Put your knowledge to the test with this hilarious and engaging quiz that dives into his favorite things, experiences, and thoughts! See how well you can score and compare results with friends!
- Test your knowledge of Payton’s quirks.
- Find out what makes him tick!
- Have a good laugh with quirky questions.
What is Payton’s favorite animal?
A snow leopard because floof lion
A dog because he is a generic white boy
A pademelon because it sounds fake
A rat because they’re lookalikes
A cat because he loves pussy
Where would Payton rather live?
Germany because he’s a German slut and better healthcare
Australia because so many ways to die
The Midwest because he’s a masochist
Does this beech even know?
New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of
What does Payton miss most about Pre-Corona America?
His Smithsonian Internship not being canceled
His friends
Ivy Room Smoothies
His Minden single and private shower
Not having to hear MJ say “uwu” day in and day out
What was Payton’s position in rugby?
Hooker
Flanker
Inside Center
Outside Center
He’s a bottom and bottoms can’t do contact sports
He’s played all of these idk what he’s going to choose (better guess correctly)
Which school was Payton’s top choice?
Brown
Yale
Harvard
Stanford
UChicago
His hometown’s community college because he has no aspirations and values complacency
Which sibling is Payton’s favorite?
His oldest brother Josh (wait he has two brothers?)
His older brother Justin
His sister Brooke
Trick question he loves all his siblings equally
Trick question he hates all his siblings equally
Which career would Payton pursue if not paleontology
Psychologist because childhood trauma
Finance because povo bitch to stonks
Trick question he is too much of a paleo hoe
Zoologist because Animal Planet and Steve Irwin
Geo snek because povo bitch to stonks
Doctor because moolah and science
What does Payton crave the most?
Dick
His parents’ love and affection
The sweet release of death
A better bed because his back hurts
Validation bc he needs others’ affirmation
What is Payton’s favorite non-alcoholic beverage?
Trick question. He’s an alcoholic who only loves alc
Chai because what basic white bitch doesn’t love chai
Chamomile tea but specifically that honey lavender one
Water because he’s bland and boring
Coffee because it helps him shit
Laxatives because they help him shit more than coffee
What drink elicits the most violent reaction from Payton?
Tequila because he fell asleep in the Andrew’s shower
Coke/Rum and Coke because he almost died that one time
Liqueur his cuz gave him be he hurled&slept in her shower
Mango Pineapple Svedka from Zete
Gin bc it tastes like the devil is pissing in your mouth
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