Which one of the bastards are you
Find Out Which Bastard You Are!
Ever wondered what kind of chaotic energy you resonate with? This quiz will guide you through a series of irreverent questions, painting a picture of your true self amidst the madness of existence.
- 10 thought-provoking questions
- Explore the depths of your personality
- Fun and engaging results
The world is fucking ending. You:
Say "fuck it" and vibe at home
Almost too-rapidly resort to cannibalism
Sit in your underground bunker
Use this time to prepare for the void
Spiral into nihilism and play PS4
Fanfiction?
Yes!!
No!!
Only my immortal or boat trip
Yes but only if I write it
-laughter-
How do we feel about eggs?
Yes, but only scrambled in fried rice
Yes!!
Literally WHAT are you saying to me rn
Yeah sure
I take birth control for that shit
Rats?
Me me me me
Rats!!!!! :D
YOURE THE RAT
Rats??? hmm
Yes, rodents
Favorite expression?
"And I'll be seeing you"
"awful"
"OWO"
"so, uh, anyways,"
"Oh! Well then."
Rights?
You dont deserve rights
-laughs-
Rights! yes, those be bueno
Gib me them : )
I'd like some of those, goddamn
"I'll kill you"
God, fucking, finally
Yeah
No, u
Hmm. Me no wants
I'd like to see you try
Do you need to eat?
No, im fine (proceeds to starve)
Well I ordered firehouse subs but the lady isnt here with my order yet and I just
Yeah probably
No, I ate at 5
No, but you do
Preffered environment?
My room
Anywhere else
Out west
The void
Closer to people I care about
With meat
Politics?
Okay so I'm liberal but my boyfriend thinks he's a republican but hes actually
Oo yes! I liked Warren
I don't know much but im liberal
Fuckin, yes. Im not racist
Im not even in college yet and i've already been radicalized
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