Which Vaguely Cat Are You?

How do you feel about caffeinated beverages?

Can't stand them

Only if I'm really tired

At least ONCE a day

I drink them anytime I can get my hands on them

IV that shit right into my veins

How do you feel about meeting new people?

I'm excited to meet new people

I think they're neat but they make me nervous

I'd actually rather eat a shoe

Excited but only after I've stalked them a little bit online >:3c

How do you prefer to spend a Friday night?

How do you handle conflict?

I deal with it head on. I like to resolve issues quickly.

I pretend I don't see it

I reflect on the issue by myself before addressing the problem.

I scream until someone acknowledges me

Conflict makes me cry :)

What is your perspective on the world?

It's a cruel and unfair place.

It's flawed but that's part of it's beauty.

It's okay but I wish the devs would update it more frequently.

Whoever installed this latest update-- I hope your pillow is always hot.

I'mma blow it up.

It'd be better if people were nicer to each other.

Everything is great!

You see a person flirting with your crush/significant other. What do you do?

Nothing.

Laugh. They don't stand a chance.

I will actually cry fr fr on god

Ignore it!

I will physically fight that person!

I'll be super friendly but then follow that person home and make sure they never do it again. :)

You see someone stealing at a store. What do you do?

How would I see it? I never leave the house.

I pretend not to see it.

I start stealing with them.

I laugh at them.

I start yelling "oh my god this guys sTEALING"

I report it immediately.

I set the store on fire. This place sucks why would I even buy anything here?

How do you respond to a love confession?

I get flustered and shut down, regardless of how I feel.

I'm overjoyed and immediately respond with matching energy

I'm completely caught off guard and need time to process how I feel.

I'm confused and kinda grossed out. They know I like....hate people right?

I act flattered but question their sincerity.

I tease them until they break.

I get so excited that I lock them in my basement and add them to my collection of other love confessions!

I disappear into the ether never to be seen again.

Do you have the heart to manipulate people?

You see your crush alone at the park. What do you do?

Nothing. It'd be cringe for them to see me in public.

I don't know, probably panic.

I'd try talking to them.

I'd stare at them from across the park until they make eye contact with me.

I'll turn around and go home.

I'd follow them home.

I'd kidnap them and put them in my basement.

How do you typically show affection?

I get super clingy and want to spend every moment together.

I am affectionate and do my best to make the other person happy.

I expect them to adore me without question. It's what I deserve after all.

I tend to keep my feelings to myself.

I express my love through bold actions and grand gestures.

I don't talk too much but I offer little gifts and trinkets.

I cook for them nonstop.

I can sometimes be really warm and other times be kinda detached.

I make a shrine to them in my house and when they find it I put them in my basement. :)

How do you deal with an enemy?

I'll stop them at all costs.

I make out with them.

I manipulate them into a sense of security and then I stab them in the back.

I would expect them to fear me by default.

I'd avoid them at all costs.

I'd threaten them until they fear me.

I'd pretend they don't exist.

I'd confront them but only when necessary.