How do you die? A totally accurate quiz.

A whimsical and surreal illustration of a person throwing a chainsaw into the air with a funny and vibrant background, depicting various absurd scenarios related to the quiz questions.

How Do You Die? A Totally Accurate Quiz

Ever wondered how your wild imagination could lead to your demise? Take part in this quirky and entertaining quiz that explores your preferences in the most absurd and outrageous scenarios!

Unleash your creativity with bizarre multiple-choice questions.
Discover what your answers reveal about your personality.
Expect the unexpected as you navigate through absurd scenarios involving chainsaws!

6 Questions2 MinutesCreated by ThrowingChainsaw42

What's the sexiest thing you can think of?

An orgy filled with hot people.

My lover

A mirror and I am naked.

Throwing this chainsaw as high up in the air as possible and attempting to catch it.

What's your favorite smell?

Lavender

Mint

Vanilla

What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of this chainsaw, which right now, I am flinging with all my might up into the air and in a second when it falls back down, I will try to catch it.

What's your favorite animal?

Dog

Cat

Horse

While I chucked this chainsaw up as high as I could into the air, I accidentally sawed a bird in half.

What's your favorite food?

Ice cream

Pudding

Potato chips

Meat just taste better when you slice it with a chainsaw, you know? When I'm done and I catch this chainsaw that I flung high up into the air and I catch it, I think i'll carve up some ham.

What's your favorite passtime?

Drawing

Writing

D&D

Kinda obvious isn't it? Hold on let me catch this chain saw that is now at its highest point in the air and will soon be carreening down and I will catch it. And then I will tell you that my favorite hobby is catching chainsaws that I chuck in the air and then catch.

You caught your wife having an affair. What do you do?

Cry

Yell

Apologize and close the door

As long as I got my hobby of throwing chainsaws high up into the air so that I catch it, nothing can get me down. I just hope that the sun doesn't one day reflect of the metal of the whorling blade and temporarily blind me, forcing me to close my eyes as the blade descends rapidly towards my prone and vulnerable neckneck. Never thought much about what happens next, because it is such a far-fetched scenario and I'm working with my therapist to be more of a realist and having healthy coping strategies (like chucking chainsaws in the air and catching them)

How do you die? A totally accurate quiz.

How Do You Die? A Totally Accurate Quiz

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