TFSP News Quiz 032718

1) At a recent wedding in the UK, things took a turn for the worse when the trained owl the bride and groom had procured to be their ring bearer and fly in the rings instead did this:

A) Took a giant owl crap on the minister

B) Attacked the best man, forcing him to the floor

C) Nested in the bride’s hair

D) Flew off with the rings, never to be seen again

2) An 18 year old with a record in Brazil was arrested recently for stealing five spray cans of deodorant from a supermarket. The 18 year old is recognizable by the tattoo on his forehead that reads:

A) Uncatchable

B) I am a thief and an idiot

C) Pussy magnet

D) Stanky

3) Passengers on a Greyhound bus from Phoenix to Dallas were forced to stage a mutiny and band together to remove their driver after she was repeatedly nodding off and swerving all over the road. One of the tactics they noticed that the driver was using to try to keep herself awake was this:

A) Poking at her face with a pair of tweezers

B) Putting headphones on and head banging to heavy metal

C) Screaming, randomly and at the top of her lungs

D) Ripping out small strands of her own hair

4) Three American exchange students in Florence started a house fire when they were making dinner and did this:

A) Tried to cook with a homemade flame thrower

B) Got so stoned on Italian weed that they left their oven mitts in the oven

C) Attempted to boil pasta without any water

D) Tried to use a “amped up” easy bake oven to cook Texas Toast

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