What is your type of guy?
What Type of Guy is Your Ideal Match?
Ever wondered what your perfect match looks like? This quirky quiz will dive deep into your most eccentric preferences and reveal the type of guy who fits your unique style!
- 8 fun and unusual questions
- Discover your ideal partner's traits
- Perfect for a laugh and a deeper understanding of yourself
What do you immediately notice when you see a cute guy?
The maggots wriggling out from in between his teeth
The way he smokes his cigarettes by holding them pierced by two toothpicks which rest upon wads of chewed gum
The way he performs that sexy sexy dance with his hand knuckles and whispers "sexy sexy"
His impeccable sense for detecting e coli
What's your perfect first date?
Reenacting graphic wartime scenes in the comfort of your parents basement
Taking a stroll through the park and meeting up with lil steve, your high school acquaintance who dropped out to become an upcoming rapper but only achieved moderate success within his immediate community
A sperm. Give me a sperm
Developing a structured and persuasive essay on the detriments of exploring your spiritual connection to cannibalism
What's the best compliment your date could give you?
" I feel safe when I'm under the surveillance of your relatives"
" I've seen the way you jingle jangle and it makes my knees tremble"
"Hot DAMN You look like a red brick!"
"Hey baby you little infantile creature who dribbles bubbling saliva and poops in a butt bag."
What's the best personality trait your crush could have?
Lover o' beef
Crusty
Fuel-efficient
Buy one get one free
So you're netflix and chilling and your date makes a move, what does he do that seals the deal?
Hacks a sick furball
Shakes his little man hips in front side side back diagonal diagonal motions
Signs a contract entitled "I want to do some sex" with his wax seal of approval
Licks a prickly pinecone and says "It would be softer if it were you"
It's your birthday and your bf gets you the BEST gift, it's…
A demon!
Two front-row tickets to hell
His heart on his sleeve, and some new toast
His kidney on his sleeve
What kind of style does your guy have?
Meat. On his body parts.
He wakes up and begins his stylistic routine by inserting his platinum dentures, he then trims the potted juniper that he's been growing in his underarms. He soothes the restless one by whispering sweet lullabies and tender anecdotes about le joie du vivre. When the juniper has settled, he begins his thorough thigh treatments. He believes highly of a moisturized leg. It is of a moral quality.
He has sleek black horn rimmed spectacles and a fresh pic of martha stewart hot glued to his nips
An orange jumpsuit, he's always picking up trash too
What kind of friends does your crush have?
They are notorious in the bingo community
He doesn't believe in the concept of "friends"
They all talk about women in a degrading manner, calling them things like "Hot-legs", or "bearers of the womb"
They are all tools. One is a wrench, the other is a nice hammer.
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