Which dad are YOU?

Your kid(s) asks you what's for dinner:

"Burgers. You like them don't you?"

Try to cook something different for once. Hopefully they'll enjoy it!

You ask what they want and drive to whatever they requested because sure as hell you can't cook for shit.

Tell them you should ask the personal chef because you don't even know either.

Anything with milk. What kind of god damn dinner would it be without it?

Something simple and cheap. Like spaghetti or something.

You suddenly got a call from your child(ren)'s school! Once you found out that your kid got himself into a fight...

You get in there and beat up the other kid that's trying to fight your own - No family left behind!

You are obviously disappointed - You settle him down on a chair and talk it through

You're quite upset and you ground him; hopefully he understands what he did wrong!

Ask your kid why he got into a fight. Then apologize to the other child's parent if your own started it (or warn them if they started it)

Another parent is trying to one-up you! How will you respond?

Sock them in the face.

Laugh it off because you are probably a terrible dad.

Obviously there's a competition going on: You gotta best them!

You're obviously better than them since the very beginning. Do nothing.

Your child brings their friend(s) to your home for a sleepover. What's the plan?

Go to the store to buy some snacks for the kids. Probably buy or rent a movie for them to watch together!

Do nothing and leave them alone. They're old enough to know what they want to do.

Be completely cautious - watch every little thing they're doing because who knows what trouble they can make!

Cook and bake for the children! Everyone should love some homemade meals.

Your kid tells you that they love you:

"I love you too, dear."

"Cool. Now go to bed."

It's rare for them to say that. You ask what's wrong.

Drop whatever you're doing and hug them, telling your child how much they mean the world to you.

Smile or laugh, then say that you feel the same way.

You're about to watch TV. What's the first thing you're gonna watch?

Sports. If football ain't on, then you're stuck watching basketball.

The news. And then you're gonna complain about it.

For some reason you watch probably about anything; you stick to whatever channel comes on.

You don't watch TV. If you did, you'd be watching it with your children.

Usually documentaries or the history channel. Otherwise you're just sitting on the couch scrolling through the phone with the TV off.

The Cooking Channel. IT ALWAYS STAYS THERE.

A bully? BULLYING YOUR KID????

Well guess who is getting a beating tonight???

Find some way to contact their parents. Make sure they're the ones dealing the consequences of their child.

Sue the bully's parents. It doesn't matter what it is.

Talk to the principal or any of the teachers to see what they can do about it.

The school sucks anyways - enroll them to a new school.

For some reason your child's friend confesses their love for you. What's your reply?

"Tough luck kid."

"I'm sorry, but I have my eyes on someone else."

You choke on your drink and burst out laughing. Tell them that you're too old for them and suggest that they find someone better.

You're completely understanding, but you cannot return their feelings. Then you tell your kid about what happened afterwards.

Pretty common question: What do you do if your child starts crying?

Scream at them - tbh that'll probably make them cry even more.

You start crying too because you feel the same way.

You give them what they want - you don't care if they're spoiled.

Take them out to the side and settle them down until they stop crying.

Another parent confesses to you:

You choke on your drink again and laugh. You just walk away from them.

You're married. Be a good dad and say that you don't have the same feelings.

Give them a chance. Go on a date or two and see how it's gonna turn out.

You shake your head because you don't want to risk taking care of another kid.

What kind of father would you like to be?

You don't want to be a dad.

A proper father who wants to be a role model to their child(ren).

Your goal is to be your kid's best friend.

A strict, but a very hardworking father. You want to give your child the best life they could have.

A father who loves their child very much. You spoil them relentlessly.

What is your hobby?

Cooking. You sit behind the grill all day flipping burgers.

You don't have a hobby. You're too busy working.

Drawing or doodling. Probably even a crafty and artsy person.

Reading a book or writing something cool.

Collect stuff. Probably buying a bunch of things online or at your nearest store.

Which dad are YOU?

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