poll questions i stole from a tiktok

they think they're the main character but they're actually the background character gay teens hyperfixate on

the actual main character

who do you bring home to the family? (nice enough for you to want them to meet your family)

who is absolutely not meeting the family?

who has one braincell that bounces around in their skull occasionally hitting a corner for *1* coherent thought?

not an "if" question, but WHEN they're rich and famous (aka it's inevitable)

most likely to unknowingly join a cult

they think we don't know they're immortal smh

who's getting a sugar daddy?

who's gonna BE the sugar daddy?

supreme nerd, all hail