How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck lots of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Woodchucks don't even like wood and they get offended anytime this stupid question is asked
Woodchucks? Seriously? I'd rather talk about Woodstock!
The only people that chuck wood are those that attend lumberjack parties looking to pick up on the ladies...
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