Find your LSWM guru
Find Your LSWM Guru
Take this quiz to discover your LSWM (Living Struggling With Maturity) guru! Whether you're navigating life's challenges or just looking for a bit of fun, this quiz aims to provide insight into your unique personality and preferences.
Answer a series of interesting questions about your age, lifestyle, beliefs, and what drives you, and see what kind of guru matches your vibe!
How old are you?
Teenager
Young Adult
Boomer
Are your cripplingly depressed?
Yes
No
What upsets you the most about your current station in life?
Not getting laid
Not having money
The brown people around me
Existential anxiety
Do you eat meat?
Yes (cringe soyjack)
No (based alpha chad)
I don't eat anything else (gigacringe)
Global warming is
A real problem
A scam (what about CHINA!?!?)
A globalist elitist hoax to create a global tyrannical new world order
Whatever
What are you still angry about?
Being circumcised
Mass immigration
Lockdowns
Not getting laid
Water Fluoridation
Do you take drugs?
Hell yeah
No
THAT'S HOW THEY KEEP YOU ENSLAVED
As a based transgender negro in a wheelchair I think-
Tell me more
Blocked
Christianity is
Based
Cringe
Your favorite music features a
Cruel sadistic woman dressed in black
Negro man rambling about money drugs and sex.
Classical instrument
Guy with a cowboy hat
It helps me trust my LSWM guru if he:
Has a lot of money
Is a drug-addicted emotional wreck
Looks strong
Faces legal prosecution
The most important trait for a woman to have is:
Goth
Enormous butt
Obedience
Blonde hair
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