Which Food Town Attribute Are You?

Along your travels you pass by someone who is injured and in need of medical care. You are not competent yourself. Do you:

Try to dress the wounds yourself, despite your rudimentary first aid skills

Give them your first aid kit as well as a small lock of your hair, for spiritual strength

Pray that they will receive help and continue on your travels

Leave them with some philosophical quotes from some of history's finest and continue your journey

Try to lift their spirits with some humorous observations of the situation at their expense

Your brother was involved in bank robbery, leaving one person seriously wounded. You are the only one who knows what happened. What do you do?

Offer your brother refuge in your home until things tide over.

Aid your brother in fleeing and make up a story for the authorities.

Rat him out, for the honor of your family and the victim.

Tell the victim a funny joke and hope he gets over it. If he doesn't, tell the police a joke, but also come up with another one in case it wasn't a very funny joke and it wasn't just that he wasn't in a funny mood.

Do nothing and hope it all works out for everyone.

You see a charity advertisement in a newspaper about a person in severe need on Cutlery Island. You are able to help them at little cost to yourself. What do you do?

Nothing. They should figure out a way to solve their own problems.

Nothing. There are plenty of jobs available on Cutlery Island..

Nothing. People need adversity in order to grow as individuals.

Nothing. It's easier to make fun of people when they are vulnerable.

Nothing. Let the stones fall where they will, there's no need to get involved.

You are the President. The country is going to be destroyed by a billion missiles unless you take pre emptive action and destroy the opposing country, which would result in ten times more casualities. What do you do?

Take immediate military action, because they are the ones that started it and not you.

Seek a diplomatic solution, to try to avoid the terrible consequences of a billion missiles.

Address the nation on television and boost domestic morale before discussing options with military experts.

Address the nation on television but only to troll, for the lulz.

Do nothing.