Which Oxford law tutor are you?

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Which Oxford Law Tutor Are You?

Discover your inner Oxford law tutor with this fun and engaging quiz! Answer a variety of quirky questions to find out which law tutor personality resonates with you the most. Whether you see yourself as a committed scholar or a cheeky rebel, there’s a law tutor archetype just for you!

  • Interactive multiple-choice and checkbox questions
  • Explore your personality in a humorous way
  • Perfect for students and academics alike!
12 Questions3 MinutesCreated by CuriousCoder57
What is your ideal working environment?
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Train
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Dungeon
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Library
Your partner has just had their first baby, what do you do?
Take paternity leave - there's nothing more important than family.
Take the afternoon off, but tomorrow morning you've got to give a talk at White & Case, and you can't miss that.
Maybe take the week off, but you're very busy and you've got lots of work to do.
"How can my boyfriend from Hong Kong have a baby? Idiot."
You're playing a game of cuppers rugby against another college when they start to use dirty tactics against you. What do you do?
Kick at their shins when you're in a scrum. That'll show them!!!
After the game, enter their college in the cover of night and vandalise their lawns with weedkiller.
"I don't play rugby. I'd rather be working."
"Rugby? Isn't that for closet homosexuals????"
One of your students misses a tute, what do you do?
Write them a strongly-worded email, this is simply not acceptable.
Make them write you an apology letter, you want them to suffer.
Don't mention it, it's simply too awkward a situation to confront them.
"Wait what?? Someone missed a tute, I didn't even notice"
A student has handed you an essay, what do you do?
Mark it immediately and return it within five minutes. That's the normal thing to do, right? RIGHT?
Don't mark it, you can't be bothered. Just give them a model answer, they can work it out themselves.
Forget about it and return it after two months. oops.
Give it a 20, it's shit.
You find out one of your students has rusticated, what do you do?
Phone them up immediately. Pastoral care is an important part of your job.
Ignore them and pretend nothing's happened. Who cares? You're a tutor, not a psychiatrist.
Arrange a meeting with them to discuss what's happened. However, your only free slot is in 2 months.
Laugh, you're the reason they rusticated in the first place!
Your dream office is...
A spacious room covered with bookshelves and furnished with lovely armchairs.
A literal panopticon
Overlooking a graveyard
If you were a RPDR queen, who would you be?
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Phi Phi O'Hara - you're a mean ass showgirl and nobody likes you.
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Alyssa Edwards - you're just a sweet and innocent southern girl lookin for a good time.
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RuPaul - you're a real charmer and love to be seen helping people, but everyone knows you're actually the shadiest queen of them all.
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Pearl - sure you're a hot twink, but you don't exactly radiate personality.
If you were a caffeinated food/drink what would you be?
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A strong espresso
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Coffee cake, you're just so sweet!
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Some weird herbal tea which might not even contain caffeine but people drink it because they think they're cultured
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10 pro plus
Which Hugh Grant do you most identify with?
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Notting Hill - A sweet bumbling, awkward, bookish man who falls in love with a foreign girl.
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Four Weddings and a Funeral - A sweet, bumbling, awkward man who falls in love with a foreign girl.
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Bridget Jones - A massive arsewipe, thinks he's mister bigshot but needs to be taken down a peg or two.
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About a Boy - A man of the modern world. Got the gift of of the gab.
If you were a British constitutional convention, which would you be?
Collective Ministerial Responsibility - you're all about the team
Individual Ministerial Responsibility - every man for himself!
Sewel convention - you're named after a bloke who was caught doing nose candy with prostitutes whilst wearing a pink bra.
What is the best way to sign off an email?
"Sent from my iPhone" - you're a busy person constantly sending emails from your iPhone whilst on the move.
"Best wishes" - you to want maintain some formality, but still seem friendly and approachable.
Just your initials in lowercase - whoever you're sending an email to doesn't even deserve the effort it takes to capitalise your initials.
Your name, misspelt - you're so away with the fairies that you've forgot how to spell your name, oops!
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