Rat quiz 2 (now with more rats)
The Ultimate Rat Experience Quiz
Welcome to the Ultimate Rat Experience Quiz! Test your knowledge, preferences, and fears with 17 absurdly fun questions related to the life of rats. Dive into a world of humor and imagination, and discover what kind of rat you truly are!
- 17 hilarious multiple-choice questions
- Explore quirky topics from fears to favorite insects
- Perfect for rat lovers and humor enthusiasts
Hi hello
Hey
Hi
I like a sex
I’m spitting on the floor and ground
I’m hacking and coughing hold on
What do you like to do in your spare time?
Shit on the floor and ground
Scrounge for scraps and treats near da gorbage but not in da gorbage, I have class
Scritch and scratch on my funny little head and scap
Arson
Bowling with my pals and mother in law
Eat flies and moths off fly paper when no one is looking
What is your biggest fear?
The squirrel thing from ice age
Gunch
Women and ladies
$9.72 in exact change
Disappointing my loved ones and not being able to provide for my family
Cripple from family guy I forget he name
This funny little lump on my colon
Your favorite ting.
Mud
Empty tissue box to take a nap in before being thrown into a trash compactor and incinerator
Cool, epic alcoholic bevs (beverages)
Fuckin, the movie Stand By Me
Traffic. Cone.
Your favorite sex position
Mexico
I like a sex
I do not engage in such tings
Serial number
Scrungefest
Wazowski House Bar and Grill
What’s your favorite book, you fucking idiot?
Family Guy Homer Simpson Chronicles
Fuck off
Deborah’s New Jeans 2: a tale of torment and despair
Jonah Hill Diaries
Grapes of Wrath (The Angry Grape)
Little Boy, Let Go of My Leg
Short Term Investment Banking for Dummies
Book
Family Dog: The Working Dog Issue
What do you an want?
New shoe (for to sleep in)
Cool hip uh jeans like Timmy wears
Timmy
Black beans can of beans can of black beans not pinto I don’t want pinto I don’t want garbanzo I want black beans
Pat on my funny little head and scalp
What?
I love a hamburger
I love a lettuce
I love a tomato
I love a beef patty with pickle onion lettuce mayo hold the tomato no tomato I don’t like tomato I don’t want tomato fuck
If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you want to be?
On Bobby Hill’s left shoulder while he screams and shouts at himself in the mirror
Drowning at wastewarter treatment plant
Floor and ground
Under da floor and ground
Crushed underneath thousands of tons of sedimentary rock
Los Angeles, Guatemala
Between your thighs
Microwave toaster oven
Under the couch in Woody Allen’s house and home and living room
What can’t you live without?
2001 Pontiac Aztek 3.4L V6 sports utility vehicle
Whip cream haha
Signed poster of Sheen Estevez
X-axis
My funny little hat
Ash bucket
My morning coffee, for if I don’t have my morning coffee I’m going to go into a blind rage and cause devastación the likes of which you’re puny little fucking eyes have never seen
Seashell.
What’s your favorite sewing machine model?
Brother CS60001
Juki HZL-F600
Singer 7258
Singer Quantum Stylist 9960
Janome 2212
Singer heavy-duty 4423
Favorite character from the hit 1983 classic “Now Bring My Boys In, It’s Worm Time”
Wormy Sue
Wormy Sal
The receptionist
Sweetie Mafioso
Alec Baldwin’s dad
Jack “Mike Wazowski Flying Through The Air” Honnolly
Big Mitchell
Hm?
Puh-hinneus
Finneeus
Pineal gland
Final clam
I do not understand the question
You are the avatar rat. Wait no, uhhh which rat bending are you into, bro?
Gorbage
Filth
Stink
Gunk
Why the fuck are you doing this?
Rachel made me
Uhhh I dunno
I’m really scared, I’m really fucking scared, I’m crying and screaming and throwing up
Nothing better to do. Ok? Are you happy now? Fuck this shit I regret wasting my fucking time on this stupid garbage. Fuck you. Fuck you for making this. You think it’s funny? You sick fuck. I don’t know how you sleep at night. I hope you burn.
What’s your favorite scene from Stuart Little, the movie and film?
When Stuart gets stepped on at a vintage guitar shop
The part where Stuart almost drowns in a fucking warshing machine, like he fucking deserves
The part where the dad accidentally sits on him, instantly crushing his bones and organs, fucking killing him on impact
The part where Stuart shakes Obama’s hand
The part where Stuart starts vibrating rapidly, so the mom smashes him with a rolled up newspaper until he’s reduced to a fine paste
The part where Stuart slowly starves to death in the Mojave desert
The part where Stuart and Quentin Tarantino get stuck in a tar pit ahaha how are they gonna get out of this one????
Stuart Little Buzz Lightyear cock and ball torture scene
What is your favorite order of insects to feast upon?
Coleoptera
Diptera
Lepidoptera
Orthoptera
Hymenoptera
Hemiptera (I keep it classy baby)
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