What Type of Marge are you?

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What Type of Marge Are You?

Have you ever wondered what type of "Marge" you are? This fun quiz will dive into your personality, preferences, and relationships to unveil your inner Marge!

Answer quirky questions about your Friday nights, how you support friends, and what you really think about romance. It’s all in good fun!

10 engaging multiple-choice questions
Discover your unique personality type
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10 Questions2 MinutesCreated by DivingDove42

Describe the perfect Friday night:

Snuggled up under a pillow fort watching TV

Going out to dinner and getting fancy cocktails

Getting together with some friends and partying

A few candles, massage oil, and a fresh pair of AA batteries

Uh oh! An extended family member you see once a year just asked when you are going to get a real job! You:

Cry

Explain that you are constantly auditioning while maintaining multiple part time jobs that pay better than anything they've ever done

Ask them when they are going to remarry for a fourth time

Show them how much an anesthesiologist makes

Jack had a rough day at work (saving lives), how do you help him destress?

Koala him so hard his eyes pop out of his head

Take a Xanax and try your hardest to sit through a Wes Anderson movie

Pour 2 glasses of wine and let him rant about some political issue... except I think he just mentioned Rome? And now he's talking about female orgasms in 18th century Mexico, wtf is going on.

Fuck his brains out

Someone who didn't know better passed you the aux, what do you play?

The whole Come From Away Soundtrack

Slow Dance by John Legend

Francis Aud

Doja Cat

It's Christmas Morning! What present do you surprise Jack with?

Matching pajama onesies with our faces

Tickets to an event on female orgasms in 18th century Mexico

A bottle of vintage 1972 pinot noir and a charcuterie board

A mistletoe... 2 inches above your clit

You are at work when a co-worker begins to complain about being long distance for 2 weeks. You respond by:

Listening, because you understand how tough long distance is

Punching her in the throat, because you ACTUALLY understand how hard long distance is

Casually letting slip you've been long distance for 3 years and making the conversation about you

Explaining you are long distance, but not in the "feel bad for me" way, but in the "the sex is really good when we see each other" type of way

Your close friends are bragging about their subpar boyfriends, you flex on them by talking about Jack's:

Kind and caring personality

Intellect and introspection

Humor

Abilities in the bedroom

Jack has to wake up at 5 am for residency, his alarm goes off. You:

Get up and begin to make him a well balanced breakfast while he showers

Kiss him all over until he finally gets up

Kiss him in one particular spot until finally one particular part of him "gets up" ;)

Smash the fucking phone with a hammer and go back to bed until 11 am

You, Jack, Jesse and your parents are all eating dinner together. Your mom asks you to pass the salt to your "daddy". You pass the salt to:

Your dad

Jack

Why would my mom ever say "daddy"

Jack wtf is wrong with you

What Type of Marge are you?

What Type of Marge Are You?

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